00:00 - 00:03 | Madmole, it appears that |
00:04 - 00:05 | your videos... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ...are working. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Most people are ignoring our late release date. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We've successfully distributed kool-aid to all of our moderators. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did you remap the drop key. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I am a master Quake player |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | A bigger problem we must address. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The console players. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room. Do not say "Console", "Mac", or "Linux" out loud.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Telltale is at fault! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We need to focus on PC! |
01:18 - 01:23 | For 5 years we have promised shorter and shorter release dates! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I know I keep giving people dates. |
01:29 - 01:31 | But you guys keep adding new stuff! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Some people are calling it feature creep! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They simply don't understand that we are a small team, |
01:37 - 01:40 | and are not beholden to corporate time tables! |
01:40 - 01:42 | ...but we are so close and have already contacted streamers |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about damn streamers! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, but they bring a lot of attention to... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Hush, I don't want to hear it, if it is good enough for them then... |
01:53 - 01:54 | Release it! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We were supposed to go gold |
01:57 - 02:00 | 3 years ago, and if not for YOUR |
02:00 - 02:03 | incompetence, I would be in my Hellcat right now. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I could be sipping mai tai's on a beach! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And maybe male pattern baldness wouldn't have taken my beard from me! |
02:14 - 02:16 | All I have left is this thing on my lip! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now what would it take to release this weekend! No matter what! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm so tired... |
02:30 - 02:34 | My pecs aren't even to size. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And I had to skip a leg day! |
02:41 - 02:42 | What I want |
02:43 - 02:47 | is for ONCE to make a fracking deadline. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Instead you guys stand around waiting while they talk about rocks and the metric system |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'll say this though! |
02:56 - 02:59 | If you guys learned by doing then maybe, |
03:00 - 03:02 | just MAYBE, we would go gold. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Roland, lunch is still being catered. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Next time I must remember |
03:19 - 03:23 | not to give any kind of date |
03:25 - 03:26 | or maybe |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'll give one anyway. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Okay so what I want you to do is tear apart the new system |
03:46 - 03:49 | and bring back the old system. |
03:53 - 03:56 | It was more fun... |