00:00 - 00:03Madmole, it appears that
00:04 - 00:05your videos...
00:05 - 00:07...are working.
00:08 - 00:12Most people are ignoring our late release date.
00:12 - 00:15We've successfully distributed kool-aid to all of our moderators.
00:17 - 00:19Did you remap the drop key.
00:19 - 00:21I am a master Quake player
00:24 - 00:26My Führer
00:27 - 00:28There is...
00:31 - 00:33A bigger problem we must address.
00:34 - 00:36The console players.
00:53 - 00:58Clear the room. Do not say "Console", "Mac", or "Linux" out loud..
01:13 - 01:15Telltale is at fault!
01:15 - 01:17We need to focus on PC!
01:18 - 01:23For 5 years we have promised shorter and shorter release dates!
01:25 - 01:28I know I keep giving people dates.
01:29 - 01:31But you guys keep adding new stuff!
01:31 - 01:34Some people are calling it feature creep!
01:34 - 01:37They simply don't understand that we are a small team,
01:37 - 01:40and are not beholden to corporate time tables!
01:40 - 01:42...but we are so close and have already contacted streamers
01:42 - 01:46I don't care about damn streamers!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, but they bring a lot of attention to...
01:48 - 01:52Hush, I don't want to hear it, if it is good enough for them then...
01:53 - 01:54Release it!
01:56 - 01:57We were supposed to go gold
01:57 - 02:003 years ago, and if not for YOUR
02:00 - 02:03incompetence, I would be in my Hellcat right now.
02:04 - 02:08I could be sipping mai tai's on a beach!
02:08 - 02:13And maybe male pattern baldness wouldn't have taken my beard from me!
02:14 - 02:16All I have left is this thing on my lip!
02:17 - 02:21Now what would it take to release this weekend! No matter what!
02:27 - 02:29I'm so tired...
02:30 - 02:34My pecs aren't even to size.
02:34 - 02:36And I had to skip a leg day!
02:41 - 02:42What I want
02:43 - 02:47is for ONCE to make a fracking deadline.
02:48 - 02:53Instead you guys stand around waiting while they talk about rocks and the metric system
02:54 - 02:56I'll say this though!
02:56 - 02:59If you guys learned by doing then maybe,
03:00 - 03:02just MAYBE, we would go gold.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Roland, lunch is still being catered.
03:14 - 03:16Next time I must remember
03:19 - 03:23not to give any kind of date
03:25 - 03:26or maybe
03:31 - 03:33I'll give one anyway.
03:40 - 03:46Okay so what I want you to do is tear apart the new system
03:46 - 03:49and bring back the old system.
03:53 - 03:56It was more fun...