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Hitler Discovers Robert Mueller Knows Nothing
In the bunker, the Resistance learns the truth about Robert Mueller's testimony.

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00:00 - 00:03The Russian collusion case is dead.
00:04 - 00:05They know Halper set it up.
00:05 - 00:07Mifsud isn't even Russian.
00:08 - 00:12They know all about Azra Turk.
00:12 - 00:15Barr is getting ready to declassify everything.
00:17 - 00:19We can deal with no collusion.
00:19 - 00:21We still have Mueller's testimony.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Mueller...
00:31 - 00:33Mueller doesn't even know what day it is.
00:34 - 00:36He just mumbles "beyond my purview" 24/7.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out. Simpson, Steele, Schiff, Comey, and Clapper can stay.
01:13 - 01:15"Let Mueller do it!" you said.
01:15 - 01:17"Mueller will get rid of the bad orange man!"
01:18 - 01:23You guaranteed that Mueller would clean up the mess you made!
01:25 - 01:28"Mueller will convince them to impeach!"
01:29 - 01:31Did you not see what happened today?
01:31 - 01:34He didn't even deny all the CNN leaks!
01:34 - 01:37A retarded goldfish would've been more convincing.
01:37 - 01:40Instead you sent a guy who didn't read his own report!
01:40 - 01:42Mueller was a Marine. And FBI director!
01:42 - 01:46He spent five hours out there licking windows and eating glue!
01:46 - 01:48He was a full partner at Wilmer Hale.
01:48 - 01:52The man was forced to recant the only good testimony he gave.
01:53 - 01:54He had to correct Ted Lieu!
01:56 - 01:57"Full partner at Wilmer Hale."
01:57 - 02:00More like "PATHETIC FAIL."
02:00 - 02:03Babylon Bee mocked him for answering a banana phone.
02:04 - 02:08A f***ing banana phone.
02:08 - 02:13A regular Fredo Corleone Esquire, this guy.
02:14 - 02:16"Oh, he's smart. Not dumb, like everyone says."
02:17 - 02:21The whole point of getting stupid Emo Giraffe Comey fired here...
02:27 - 02:29...was to get a special counsel.
02:30 - 02:34And the whole point of getting a special counsel appointed...
02:34 - 02:36...was to get subpoena and grand jury power...
02:41 - 02:42...and force impeachment.
02:43 - 02:47How are we going to impeach Drumpf when the guy who investigated him...
02:48 - 02:53...identifies as a f***ing kitty cat on the hunt for Tweety Bird?
02:54 - 02:56It's over.
02:56 - 02:59There's no way out from here.
03:00 - 03:02You made your beds, and now you'll sleep in them.
03:04 - 03:07Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She'll know what to do.
03:14 - 03:16You colluded with Russians and got caught.
03:19 - 03:23You used honeypots and got caught.
03:25 - 03:26You leaked and got caught.
03:31 - 03:33Horowitz knows everything.
03:40 - 03:46Durham knows everything.
03:46 - 03:49Barr knows everything.
03:53 - 03:56And Trump's going to be president forever.