| 00:00 - 00:03 | But we flagged down his Indiegogo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His Patreon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | His GoFundMe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | His Streamlabs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And many of his YouTube channels |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's what we needed to do |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now he'll never be able to drop AFA |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, Herr Hitler? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | "A Fatherless America" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Was released this past Sunday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | On Father's Day, appropriately enough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out of the room, except for Zone, Styles, True Freeman |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is an unmitigated diaster |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We're malignant fascists |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can't let the people get the idea that they should form two parent households |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | After all, single mother led households are my political bread and butter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I never would have seized power without them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now 86 minutes could undo all my putsches |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And to think of all the resources I invested in all of you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | True Freeman, I even set your pretend wife up at Arby's |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they recently cut back her hours |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why is that my problem? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The landlord wants $15,000 from me right now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then go sell more pallets |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Did I steal all that gold and art work from the Jews |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To see it end this way? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The ultimate slap in my face |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is that "A Fatherless America" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just might break through my Anti-Decency Schutzwall |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And appear in next year's Berlin Film Festival |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That coon his no right to talk about fatherless homes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For God's sake, he's GAY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There's no stop we didn't pull out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To prevent this documentary from being dropped |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had Stasi agents trick him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Into adopting two cats |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Which both secretly recorded all his moves and conversations |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And sent them back here to the Führerbunker |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We even blew through my last trump card |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Having Seven Deadly Sins |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ask Tommy to twerk for him |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry, Ralph Bottles pirated it, so Tommy will never make any money |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's just hope by some miracle |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It does not get viewed widely |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Let's hope my friends and Google and Facebook |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can write some sort of algorithms to that end |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Tariq Nasheed will find a way to slander it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If all else fails |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | I'll be back in the Austrian hood hoop riding up to no good |
