Following AP World we'll proceed to
AP Bio, AP Chem, maybe AP Literature or Physics
Plus AP Psych and AP Art History everyone says are super easy.
With improved study strategies, this plan will be effective
Don't get carried away. Studying wasn't really necessary in AP World
The truth is our spies at the AP Reading report...
that you didn't earn any points in the FRQs.
Those in my study group will stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf
What the hell?!?!
How is this even possible?!?!
I studied for almost the whole weekend!
and I highlighted all those stupid period review packets
I looked up some stuff on Wikipedia.
I could draw a map of the world and I stayed awake in class most days!
I subjected myself to dozens of idiotic John Green videos.
Sir, I cannot permit you to insult John Green...
If I hear about Mongols being the exception one more time I will literally ingest cyanide.
Still, some of them were funny sir.
Funny? It wasn't funny crippling my hand writing 3 SAQs, a DBQ and a flippin' LEQ!
It was supposed to be easy!
I mean, Sophomores take this class. Sophomores!!!
I participated in the trial of Chinngis Khan, I was even one of the lawyers!
Plus I took some notes on a chapter or two.
...and I looked over Epler's ridiculous In-Reviews for at least 30 minutes the night before the exam.
We all hung out at Starbucks... I don't even like coffee!
Now all of the other dictators will make fun of me, especially Stalin...
I mean, I went to class, I did most of the work I had to.
I maintained a decent grade without becoming an obnoxious "tryhard."
I even memorized the Chinese Dynasties song.
I even stayed for iSpartan once.
I had my mom go to the bookstore and buy me a review book.
And all year long I quietly listened to Epler ramble on about "analyzing" and to "explain!"
I even asked a question once or twice.
Analyzing can be a pain when you haven't done the reading.
Who even has time to read all of that crap?!?!
Don't worry, we both got 3's.
Those FRQs were really hard.
POV? In real life when does anyone need to analyze the quality of information?
Evidence beyond the docs...You can take that and shove it...
At least there's the multiple choice section.
I'm sure I did better on that. Though I did draw zig-zags on the answer sheet toward the end.
Or I might have fallen asleep for a while.
I will never forgive you Mr. Epler...