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Don't React Like Hitler
Hitler's response to his APWH exam. Don't react like Hitler, it's not a good look.

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00:00 - 00:03Following AP World we'll proceed to
00:04 - 00:07AP Bio, AP Chem, maybe AP Literature or Physics
00:08 - 00:12Plus AP Psych and AP Art History everyone says are super easy.
00:12 - 00:15With improved study strategies, this plan will be effective
00:17 - 00:21Don't get carried away. Studying wasn't really necessary in AP World
00:24 - 00:25My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28actually...
00:31 - 00:33The truth is our spies at the AP Reading report...
00:34 - 00:40that you didn't earn any points in the FRQs.
00:52 - 00:58Those in my study group will stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15What the hell?!?!
01:15 - 01:17How is this even possible?!?!
01:18 - 01:23I studied for almost the whole weekend!
01:25 - 01:28and I highlighted all those stupid period review packets
01:29 - 01:31I looked up some stuff on Wikipedia.
01:31 - 01:36I could draw a map of the world and I stayed awake in class most days!
01:36 - 01:39I subjected myself to dozens of idiotic John Green videos.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I cannot permit you to insult John Green...
01:42 - 01:46If I hear about Mongols being the exception one more time I will literally ingest cyanide.
01:46 - 01:48Still, some of them were funny sir.
01:48 - 01:53Funny? It wasn't funny crippling my hand writing 3 SAQs, a DBQ and a flippin' LEQ!
01:53 - 01:55It was supposed to be easy!
01:56 - 01:59I mean, Sophomores take this class. Sophomores!!!
01:59 - 02:03I participated in the trial of Chinngis Khan, I was even one of the lawyers!
02:03 - 02:08Plus I took some notes on a chapter or two.
02:08 - 02:12...and I looked over Epler's ridiculous In-Reviews for at least 30 minutes the night before the exam.
02:13 - 02:17We all hung out at Starbucks... I don't even like coffee!
02:17 - 02:23Now all of the other dictators will make fun of me, especially Stalin...
02:27 - 02:30I mean, I went to class, I did most of the work I had to.
02:30 - 02:34I maintained a decent grade without becoming an obnoxious "tryhard."
02:34 - 02:36I even memorized the Chinese Dynasties song.
02:41 - 02:42I even stayed for iSpartan once.
02:43 - 02:47I had my mom go to the bookstore and buy me a review book.
02:48 - 02:53And all year long I quietly listened to Epler ramble on about "analyzing" and to "explain!"
02:54 - 02:56I even asked a question once or twice.
02:56 - 02:59Analyzing can be a pain when you haven't done the reading.
03:00 - 03:02Who even has time to read all of that crap?!?!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we both got 3's.
03:14 - 03:17Those FRQs were really hard.
03:19 - 03:24POV? In real life when does anyone need to analyze the quality of information?
03:25 - 03:28Evidence beyond the docs...You can take that and shove it...
03:31 - 03:33At least there's the multiple choice section.
03:40 - 03:46I'm sure I did better on that. Though I did draw zig-zags on the answer sheet toward the end.
03:46 - 03:49Or I might have fallen asleep for a while.
03:53 - 03:56I will never forgive you Mr. Epler...