So his dad say, let's have you
go try out for travel ball right away!
You know, my son...he's one of the best there is.
Infield, outfield, pitcher, catcher...He can do it all!
You should've seen this kid at tryouts!!
He didn't catch a single ball in the infield!
And his dad is trying to tell me that a bunch
of other travel ball teams have already asked about him.
And this kid almost fell on his face when he ran onto the field.
He looks like he drank a bottle of cough syrup!
Clueless on how to even put his glove on!
Just wait until
I tell you about how he hits!
He gets in the box
and he's holding the bat upside down!
I said, We've gotta be careful throwing to this kid!
So we told him how to hold the bat
And we got ready to throw the first pitch...
And would you believe it
On the very first pitch I threw, it was perfect...
He actually makes contact
A weak dribbler back at me...
He looks at his dad
And takes off running
Down the 3rd base line all the way to the foul pole!
This is kid
He's the worst I've ever seen!
And his dad is yelling...
Great job buddy!! That's my boy!!!
I hear his dad telling everyone to look how fast he can run!
This "elite" player?
So "elite" that every team wants him!
He batted .207 and had
14 errors during the season.
And I'm supposed to be the one to tell his dad he's cut.
Surely one of the other teams will want him.
He can sit the bench for whoever will take him
Because he's too "elite" to be on this team. He'll make the others look bad!
We've never seen anything like it.
Oh yeah, and try critiquing anything about his technique...
Whatever we tell him...he gets worse!
So good luck to the highly sought-after "elite" ballplayer...