| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer we have had some disturbing news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you recall Wayne Hennessey? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Who was brave enough to display his loyalty to the party |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The cowardly British saw fit to draw him up on charges |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and his tribunal has finally met and come to a conclusion. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes, Steiner told me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure he's a proud fascist |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner did not tell you the outcome though, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hennessey says he's never heard of you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here; Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Never Heard of Me!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You expect me to believe that!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's a fully grown adult isn't he? He went to school, no? He lives in the same world as all of the rest of us? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How is this even possible? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's lying to them! He must be! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He's lying to everybody! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It is simply impossible that he doesn't know who I am! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the salute! He was doing the bloody salute! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He claims he was just shouting and waving... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHOUTING AND WAVING!? With his hands held in exactly that position!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He was trying to catch the photographer's attention. Apparently... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enough! You expect me to believe that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What a pathetic story |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A grown man in the year 2019 wants us to believe he doesn't know what a Nazi is? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Does he think we're all idiots! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years I've butchered my way across Europe |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've killed millions because they were inferior to our glorious race! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will be remembered forever as one of history's greatest monsters! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and this second rate goal keeper for some two bit football club has apparently never heard of me!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You've got to be kidding me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They believed this nonsense? He doesn't know who I am? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have conquered Europe all by myself! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Embarassing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They've been completely decieved from the very beginning! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He would rather be seen as a gibbering incompetent than as a proud Nazi |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And somehow he got away with it? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What is the world coming to... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope to God that he never lives this down! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, please calm yourself. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My legacy is in tatters |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm never going to live this down; I am no longer able to lead... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything is lost... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you honestly think I believe he's telling the truth you can think again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd sooner blow my brains out than fall for such a far fetched defence |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to have to take him out of my fantasy team now... |
