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Hitler Reacts to Wayne Hennessey Tribunal
Hitler is alarmed to hear that fully grown adult Wayne Hennessey has never heard of him.

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Fuhrer we have had some disturbing news
00:04 - 00:05you recall Wayne Hennessey?
00:05 - 00:07Who was brave enough to display his loyalty to the party
00:08 - 00:12The cowardly British saw fit to draw him up on charges
00:12 - 00:15and his tribunal has finally met and come to a conclusion.
00:17 - 00:19Yes, yes, Steiner told me
00:19 - 00:21I'm sure he's a proud fascist
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner did not tell you the outcome though,
00:34 - 00:36Hennessey says he's never heard of you.
00:53 - 00:58The following men will stay here; Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15Never Heard of Me!?
01:15 - 01:17You expect me to believe that!?
01:18 - 01:23He's a fully grown adult isn't he? He went to school, no? He lives in the same world as all of the rest of us?
01:25 - 01:28How is this even possible?
01:29 - 01:31He's lying to them! He must be!
01:31 - 01:34He's lying to everybody!
01:34 - 01:37It is simply impossible that he doesn't know who I am!
01:37 - 01:40And the salute! He was doing the bloody salute!
01:40 - 01:42He claims he was just shouting and waving...
01:42 - 01:46SHOUTING AND WAVING!? With his hands held in exactly that position!?
01:46 - 01:48He was trying to catch the photographer's attention. Apparently...
01:48 - 01:52Enough! You expect me to believe that!
01:53 - 01:54It's Bullshit!
01:56 - 01:57What a pathetic story
01:57 - 02:00A grown man in the year 2019 wants us to believe he doesn't know what a Nazi is?
02:00 - 02:03Does he think we're all idiots!
02:04 - 02:08For years I've butchered my way across Europe
02:08 - 02:13I've killed millions because they were inferior to our glorious race!
02:14 - 02:16I will be remembered forever as one of history's greatest monsters!
02:17 - 02:21and this second rate goal keeper for some two bit football club has apparently never heard of me!?
02:27 - 02:29You've got to be kidding me...
02:30 - 02:34They believed this nonsense? He doesn't know who I am?
02:34 - 02:36I have conquered Europe all by myself!
02:41 - 02:42Embarassing
02:43 - 02:47They've been completely decieved from the very beginning!
02:48 - 02:53He would rather be seen as a gibbering incompetent than as a proud Nazi
02:54 - 02:56And somehow he got away with it?
02:56 - 02:59What is the world coming to...
03:00 - 03:02I hope to God that he never lives this down!
03:04 - 03:07Gerda, please calm yourself.
03:14 - 03:16My legacy is in tatters
03:19 - 03:23I'm never going to live this down; I am no longer able to lead...
03:25 - 03:26It's over...
03:31 - 03:33Everything is lost...
03:40 - 03:46But gentlemen, if you honestly think I believe he's telling the truth you can think again.
03:46 - 03:49I'd sooner blow my brains out than fall for such a far fetched defence
03:53 - 03:56I'm going to have to take him out of my fantasy team now...