Mein Fuhrer we have had some disturbing news
you recall Wayne Hennessey?
Who was brave enough to display his loyalty to the party
The cowardly British saw fit to draw him up on charges
and his tribunal has finally met and come to a conclusion.
Yes, yes, Steiner told me
I'm sure he's a proud fascist
Steiner did not tell you the outcome though,
Hennessey says he's never heard of you.
The following men will stay here; Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
Never Heard of Me!?
You expect me to believe that!?
He's a fully grown adult isn't he? He went to school, no? He lives in the same world as all of the rest of us?
How is this even possible?
He's lying to them! He must be!
He's lying to everybody!
It is simply impossible that he doesn't know who I am!
And the salute! He was doing the bloody salute!
He claims he was just shouting and waving...
SHOUTING AND WAVING!? With his hands held in exactly that position!?
He was trying to catch the photographer's attention. Apparently...
Enough! You expect me to believe that!
What a pathetic story
A grown man in the year 2019 wants us to believe he doesn't know what a Nazi is?
Does he think we're all idiots!
For years I've butchered my way across Europe
I've killed millions because they were inferior to our glorious race!
I will be remembered forever as one of history's greatest monsters!
and this second rate goal keeper for some two bit football club has apparently never heard of me!?
You've got to be kidding me...
They believed this nonsense? He doesn't know who I am?
I have conquered Europe all by myself!
They've been completely decieved from the very beginning!
He would rather be seen as a gibbering incompetent than as a proud Nazi
And somehow he got away with it?
What is the world coming to...
I hope to God that he never lives this down!
Gerda, please calm yourself.
My legacy is in tatters
I'm never going to live this down; I am no longer able to lead...
Everything is lost...
But gentlemen, if you honestly think I believe he's telling the truth you can think again.
I'd sooner blow my brains out than fall for such a far fetched defence
I'm going to have to take him out of my fantasy team now...