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Beth is a Redneck!
Beth is out of control again Sir! She is talking about moving to Charleston, SC when Mike retires She is continuing to put the toilet paper rolls on backwards, and she continues to leave filthy food all over the dishes. Get a hold of her husband.

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00:00 - 00:03Beth is out of control again Sir!
00:04 - 00:05She is talking about moving to
00:05 - 00:07Charleston, SC when Mike retires
00:08 - 00:12She is continuing to put the toilet paper rolls on backwards,
00:12 - 00:15and she continues to leave filthy food all over the dishes.
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of her husband.
00:19 - 00:21We'll find out what he wants to do.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28He...
00:31 - 00:33Her is husband is deployed saving America
00:34 - 00:36She has been drinking Bud Light all day talking shit about Yankees.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone South of the Mason Dixon line, get the fuck out now.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck was she thinking?!?!
01:15 - 01:17Not doing as her husband commands!
01:18 - 01:23Blabbering on about Sullivan's Island and biscuits and Gravy!
01:25 - 01:28Piggly Wiggly and Bojangles! Fuck!
01:29 - 01:31She's fucked when Mike gets home!
01:31 - 01:34Look what happened to Mike's last wife when she decided to put away dirty dishes while he was deployed!!!
01:34 - 01:37She was sent off to live in the woods with the melonheads in Shelton, CT
01:37 - 01:40and the forced to eat Vincent's Pizza every day!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, but maybe Korea has clouded her judgement?!
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse to leave lights on in the bedroom when she's not even home!!!
01:46 - 01:48But she misses the South Sir
01:48 - 01:52I don't give two shits about those Hillbilly rednecks in SC!
01:53 - 01:54Possum Kingdom....and...Charleston Place....
01:56 - 01:57That's all I fucking hear about!!!
01:57 - 02:00"Oh I miss the beach and I can't take the snow up North!!!"
02:00 - 02:03"Everyone is so nice down South and rude up North!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me? New England founded this country!
02:08 - 02:13Shelton is the home of the wiffle ball bat and Porky's famous wings!
02:14 - 02:16We have fucking Dunkin Donuts everywhere!
02:17 - 02:21She can take her "Krispy Kreme" bullshit and shove it up her ass.
02:27 - 02:29They are retiring in Connecticut and that's final
02:30 - 02:34I'm going to nuke the South
02:34 - 02:36turn this so called "South of the Border" place into a glass parking lot
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this talk about how "The South will rise again" bullshit!
02:48 - 02:53Like you really think some dumb rednecks could be any match for the White Hillians!
02:54 - 02:56Yeah right. "Real Deal" will lynch her at Booty Mart!
02:56 - 02:59Who does she think she's fooling?
03:00 - 03:02She should of took some housekeeping lessons too
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Erica, we will give her some cooking classes too
03:14 - 03:16We will make her work at "Stop and Shop"
03:19 - 03:23Maybe she will learn from other New England wives there
03:25 - 03:26We can only hope
03:31 - 03:33Connecticut is the best
03:40 - 03:46Convince her that toilet paper sheets should hang from the front of the roll
03:46 - 03:49Teach her that turning off things saves electricity
03:53 - 03:56We will make a yankee out of her yet