| 00:00 - 00:03 | Beth is out of control again Sir! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She is talking about moving to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Charleston, SC when Mike retires |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She is continuing to put the toilet paper rolls on backwards, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and she continues to leave filthy food all over the dishes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of her husband. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what he wants to do. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Her is husband is deployed saving America |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She has been drinking Bud Light all day talking shit about Yankees. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone South of the Mason Dixon line, get the fuck out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was she thinking?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not doing as her husband commands! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Blabbering on about Sullivan's Island and biscuits and Gravy! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Piggly Wiggly and Bojangles! Fuck! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She's fucked when Mike gets home! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Mike's last wife when she decided to put away dirty dishes while he was deployed!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She was sent off to live in the woods with the melonheads in Shelton, CT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the forced to eat Vincent's Pizza every day! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but maybe Korea has clouded her judgement?! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to leave lights on in the bedroom when she's not even home!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But she misses the South Sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give two shits about those Hillbilly rednecks in SC! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Possum Kingdom....and...Charleston Place.... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's all I fucking hear about!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Oh I miss the beach and I can't take the snow up North!!!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Everyone is so nice down South and rude up North!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? New England founded this country! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shelton is the home of the wiffle ball bat and Porky's famous wings! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have fucking Dunkin Donuts everywhere! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She can take her "Krispy Kreme" bullshit and shove it up her ass. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are retiring in Connecticut and that's final |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm going to nuke the South |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | turn this so called "South of the Border" place into a glass parking lot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this talk about how "The South will rise again" bullshit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like you really think some dumb rednecks could be any match for the White Hillians! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah right. "Real Deal" will lynch her at Booty Mart! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does she think she's fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She should of took some housekeeping lessons too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Erica, we will give her some cooking classes too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will make her work at "Stop and Shop" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe she will learn from other New England wives there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can only hope |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Connecticut is the best |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Convince her that toilet paper sheets should hang from the front of the roll |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Teach her that turning off things saves electricity |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We will make a yankee out of her yet |
