00:00 - 00:03Beth is out of control again Sir!
00:04 - 00:05She is talking about moving to
00:05 - 00:07Charleston, SC when Mike retires
00:08 - 00:12She is continuing to put the toilet paper rolls on backwards,
00:12 - 00:15and she continues to leave filthy food all over the dishes.
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of her husband.
00:19 - 00:21We'll find out what he wants to do.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28He...
00:31 - 00:33Her is husband is deployed saving America
00:34 - 00:36She has been drinking Bud Light all day talking shit about Yankees.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone South of the Mason Dixon line, get the fuck out now.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck was she thinking?!?!
01:15 - 01:17Not doing as her husband commands!
01:18 - 01:23Blabbering on about Sullivan's Island and biscuits and Gravy!
01:25 - 01:28Piggly Wiggly and Bojangles! Fuck!
01:29 - 01:31She's fucked when Mike gets home!
01:31 - 01:34Look what happened to Mike's last wife when she decided to put away dirty dishes while he was deployed!!!
01:34 - 01:37She was sent off to live in the woods with the melonheads in Shelton, CT
01:37 - 01:40and the forced to eat Vincent's Pizza every day!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, but maybe Korea has clouded her judgement?!
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse to leave lights on in the bedroom when she's not even home!!!
01:46 - 01:48But she misses the South Sir
01:48 - 01:52I don't give two shits about those Hillbilly rednecks in SC!
01:53 - 01:54Possum Kingdom....and...Charleston Place....
01:56 - 01:57That's all I fucking hear about!!!
01:57 - 02:00"Oh I miss the beach and I can't take the snow up North!!!"
02:00 - 02:03"Everyone is so nice down South and rude up North!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me? New England founded this country!
02:08 - 02:13Shelton is the home of the wiffle ball bat and Porky's famous wings!
02:14 - 02:16We have fucking Dunkin Donuts everywhere!
02:17 - 02:21She can take her "Krispy Kreme" bullshit and shove it up her ass.
02:27 - 02:29They are retiring in Connecticut and that's final
02:30 - 02:34I'm going to nuke the South
02:34 - 02:36turn this so called "South of the Border" place into a glass parking lot
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this talk about how "The South will rise again" bullshit!
02:48 - 02:53Like you really think some dumb rednecks could be any match for the White Hillians!
02:54 - 02:56Yeah right. "Real Deal" will lynch her at Booty Mart!
02:56 - 02:59Who does she think she's fooling?
03:00 - 03:02She should of took some housekeeping lessons too
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Erica, we will give her some cooking classes too
03:14 - 03:16We will make her work at "Stop and Shop"
03:19 - 03:23Maybe she will learn from other New England wives there
03:25 - 03:26We can only hope
03:31 - 03:33Connecticut is the best
03:40 - 03:46Convince her that toilet paper sheets should hang from the front of the roll
03:46 - 03:49Teach her that turning off things saves electricity
03:53 - 03:56We will make a yankee out of her yet