2019 NRL Supercoach Round 1 Team selection drama's
Team list Tuesday and a pre-season of off-field drama's has caused real head-aches for NRL Supercoaches in particular the hooker conundrum


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00:00 - 00:03Our Supercoach forces are in disarray
00:04 - 00:05Intelligence just in says
00:05 - 00:07In NZ, General Johnson has defected
00:08 - 00:12Major Barba in NQ has been killed by friendly fire
00:12 - 00:15And it appears the English are raiding Canberra in record numbers
00:17 - 00:19Just send in our big guns
00:19 - 00:21Field Marshall Cook will push the English back
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Cook....
00:31 - 00:33Cook has blown the war budget, we cannot afford him
00:34 - 00:36We only have $0.6M deutsche marks left ITB
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who spent money on mid-pricers stay in the room, the rest leave
01:13 - 01:15I want Cook to lead my troops
01:15 - 01:17you heard me, I want Cook to lead my troops
01:18 - 01:23You know I have a penchant for expensive hookers
01:25 - 01:28Why is it, you lot look for cheap options every battle?
01:29 - 01:31How can I win this Supercoach war?
01:31 - 01:34We always relied on General Smiff to captain us
01:34 - 01:37I want the best hooker flesh money can buy
01:37 - 01:40You clowns come up with geriatric Major McCullough
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, McCullough is a capable hooker
01:42 - 01:46bullshit, he spends half his time in a field hospital
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, half our hookers have a sex tape
01:48 - 01:52What are you talking about, I've seen no tapes
01:53 - 01:54I don't do social media
01:56 - 01:57What else have you hidden from me?
01:57 - 02:00You haven't showed me the rest of the troops selected yet
02:00 - 02:03I suppose I'll see a team of men full with dodgy hamstrings
02:04 - 02:08If someone tells me Sgt Crichton is still busted, I'll will lose my shit.
02:08 - 02:13And if I see any cheap forwards from NZ in my team, heads will roll
02:14 - 02:16You stupid pricks wouldn't know a trap if you fell into one
02:17 - 02:21Right now I feel like putting you on a train directly to Stalin
02:27 - 02:29As long as I have a stacked 2RF
02:30 - 02:34I can probably live with a weak CTW
02:34 - 02:36As long as Corporal Kahu is not in our plans
02:41 - 02:42I must start the season well
02:43 - 02:47I'm sick and tired of hovering in 80,000th place after 5 rounds of battle
02:48 - 02:53This time I mean it, I will hit the 'delete team' button myself
02:54 - 02:56That article I read in the Berlin Telegraph...
02:56 - 02:59WTF happened to Capt De Belin?
03:00 - 03:02If Eva finds out she will be very upset
03:04 - 03:07At least he's not a catholic bishop
03:14 - 03:16I want you to start from scratch
03:19 - 03:23You find the money to get Field Marshall Cook in charge and go from there
03:25 - 03:26Do we understand?
03:31 - 03:33You have 24 hours to fix it
03:40 - 03:46One last thing, don't believe a word from General Hasler, I want a Turbo gun from R1
03:46 - 03:49He's been treating the press like dummkopf's
03:53 - 03:56Just get Turbo