Our Supercoach forces are in disarray
Intelligence just in says
In NZ, General Johnson has defected
Major Barba in NQ has been killed by friendly fire
And it appears the English are raiding Canberra in record numbers
Just send in our big guns
Field Marshall Cook will push the English back
Cook has blown the war budget, we cannot afford him
We only have $0.6M deutsche marks left ITB
Anyone who spent money on mid-pricers stay in the room, the rest leave
I want Cook to lead my troops
you heard me, I want Cook to lead my troops
You know I have a penchant for expensive hookers
Why is it, you lot look for cheap options every battle?
How can I win this Supercoach war?
We always relied on General Smiff to captain us
I want the best hooker flesh money can buy
You clowns come up with geriatric Major McCullough
Mein Fuhrer, McCullough is a capable hooker
bullshit, he spends half his time in a field hospital
Mein Fuhrer, half our hookers have a sex tape
What are you talking about, I've seen no tapes
I don't do social media
What else have you hidden from me?
You haven't showed me the rest of the troops selected yet
I suppose I'll see a team of men full with dodgy hamstrings
If someone tells me Sgt Crichton is still busted, I'll will lose my shit.
And if I see any cheap forwards from NZ in my team, heads will roll
You stupid pricks wouldn't know a trap if you fell into one
Right now I feel like putting you on a train directly to Stalin
As long as I have a stacked 2RF
I can probably live with a weak CTW
As long as Corporal Kahu is not in our plans
I must start the season well
I'm sick and tired of hovering in 80,000th place after 5 rounds of battle
This time I mean it, I will hit the 'delete team' button myself
That article I read in the Berlin Telegraph...
WTF happened to Capt De Belin?
If Eva finds out she will be very upset
At least he's not a catholic bishop
I want you to start from scratch
You find the money to get Field Marshall Cook in charge and go from there
Do we understand?
You have 24 hours to fix it
One last thing, don't believe a word from General Hasler, I want a Turbo gun from R1
He's been treating the press like dummkopf's
Just get Turbo