| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Supercoach forces are in disarray |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Intelligence just in says |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In NZ, General Johnson has defected |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Major Barba in NQ has been killed by friendly fire |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it appears the English are raiding Canberra in record numbers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just send in our big guns |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Field Marshall Cook will push the English back |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cook.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cook has blown the war budget, we cannot afford him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only have $0.6M deutsche marks left ITB |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who spent money on mid-pricers stay in the room, the rest leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want Cook to lead my troops |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you heard me, I want Cook to lead my troops |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know I have a penchant for expensive hookers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is it, you lot look for cheap options every battle? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can I win this Supercoach war? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We always relied on General Smiff to captain us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want the best hooker flesh money can buy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You clowns come up with geriatric Major McCullough |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, McCullough is a capable hooker |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | bullshit, he spends half his time in a field hospital |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, half our hookers have a sex tape |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are you talking about, I've seen no tapes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't do social media |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What else have you hidden from me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You haven't showed me the rest of the troops selected yet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I suppose I'll see a team of men full with dodgy hamstrings |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If someone tells me Sgt Crichton is still busted, I'll will lose my shit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if I see any cheap forwards from NZ in my team, heads will roll |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You stupid pricks wouldn't know a trap if you fell into one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Right now I feel like putting you on a train directly to Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As long as I have a stacked 2RF |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can probably live with a weak CTW |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | As long as Corporal Kahu is not in our plans |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I must start the season well |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sick and tired of hovering in 80,000th place after 5 rounds of battle |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This time I mean it, I will hit the 'delete team' button myself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That article I read in the Berlin Telegraph... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WTF happened to Capt De Belin? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If Eva finds out she will be very upset |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least he's not a catholic bishop |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want you to start from scratch |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You find the money to get Field Marshall Cook in charge and go from there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do we understand? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You have 24 hours to fix it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One last thing, don't believe a word from General Hasler, I want a Turbo gun from R1 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's been treating the press like dummkopf's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just get Turbo |
