| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Pak Army is getting their asses kicked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They fled on donkeys here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, 300 fellows had their beards blown off |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Here, Indian army played a prank by sending blank shells filled with tomatoes... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Some were seen gathering them & ticking a line off their grocery lists |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok... we still have Abhinandan. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let us circulate another edited video. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Abhinandan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Abhinandan has been set free... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Im the dim shat his pants and capitulated |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Saggy, Raju, Nidhi & Rana, leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT IMPOTENT IDIOT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT CIRCUMCISED IMPOTENT IDIOT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just when we were making "Make love not war" placards, the idiot proves he can't even do that! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Marx in heaven! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kashmiri students under threat story has fallen flat! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ruined by that moron who posted dick pics from her WA |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And to top it all she started an internal fight... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... with Jack and our own Twitter folks!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss, the "Show me the evidence" angle is still available |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | People are ROFLMAO-ing at Momoto for bringing it up!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Abhinandan's caste... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you off your rocker like that Hairy ballsack! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That story is DEAD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every trick we've tried from the Liberal Handbook... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...lies in tatters today with all of India... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...raring to line up at polling booths! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When Kejru was giving his speech in the Delhi Assembly, I was wondering... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ... what, in the blue hell, is Qureshi doing in Delhi Assembly... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They go so dramatic with their script... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't know what to do? Should I now think of recruiting Anna and MK's love child, Stalin??? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every idea has failed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every idea I have thought of, every one that succeeded earlier |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Failed, destroyed, finished! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bloody Mudi! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Unflinching, he's setting his narrative and Shah and he are laughing their butts off at us! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Oh the horrific sound of their raucous laughter! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Shah hasn't even started... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... when he rolls out that famous booth management machinery... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every single booth will indeed be MAZBOOT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry... I got some new pics. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | As I watched them a few days back... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... at the Kumbh... standing in the water and laughing... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I saw #Yogi2024 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can't even migrate to Canada, hoping Trudeau will take us... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's caught in a scandal now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bharat mata ki jai. |
