Hitler Hates His Handicap

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Hitler is upset with his scoring quota and has some opinions on the Stableford scoring system.

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00:00 - 00:03Nicklaus Design has made some changes to The Owl's Nest
00:04 - 00:05with several new bunkers
00:05 - 00:07It is part of a course re-design
00:08 - 00:12#11 will receive a two-tiered green, #7 will see a new false front
00:12 - 00:15and the wetlands will be extended on holes 2 through 5
00:17 - 00:19With my new handicap
00:19 - 00:21I will be able to sort this all out
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Phil....
00:31 - 00:33Phil didn't adjust your handicap
00:34 - 00:36It will be the same as last year
00:53 - 00:58The following stay here; Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15The fuck is this shit
01:15 - 01:17I was hammered last year
01:18 - 01:23The balls on him....
01:25 - 01:28I didn't score on the final four holes
01:29 - 01:31Is this what has it come to?
01:31 - 01:34The Stableford system is bullshit and the USGA
01:34 - 01:37nothing but sandbagging sons of bitches
01:37 - 01:40The whole of the MCI is rigged against me
01:40 - 01:42I can't permit you to insult the Stableford
01:42 - 01:46Sandbaggers, hackers, and incompetents.
01:46 - 01:48Fuhrer, this outrageous
01:48 - 01:52The Stableford is the scum of golf scoring systems
01:53 - 01:54It has no sense of honor
01:56 - 01:57They call themselves golfers
01:57 - 02:00because they have brightly colored polos
02:00 - 02:03and follow Paige Spiranac on Instagram
02:04 - 02:08For years I couldn't fix my slice
02:08 - 02:13I could never break 100
02:14 - 02:16I should have quit the game
02:17 - 02:21and sold my clubs on Ebay just like Stalin
02:27 - 02:29I never took golf lessons
02:30 - 02:34I read old Golf Digests at the barber shop
02:34 - 02:36and I fixed my slice all on my own
02:41 - 02:42Sandbaggers
02:43 - 02:47They have been long dicking me from the start
02:48 - 02:53with their coozies and goddamn naked lady tees
02:54 - 02:56I have been hamstrung
02:56 - 02:59I dont even like I.P.A.'s
03:00 - 03:02But I will make them pay
03:04 - 03:07Im sure he didn't mean it about the IPA's
03:14 - 03:16How can I win against these odds?
03:19 - 03:23I'll never shoot my quota
03:25 - 03:26I suck
03:31 - 03:33The O'Brien Cup has escaped me
03:40 - 03:46But if you think Im going to go quietly, you're wrong
03:46 - 03:49I'll rat them out to management
03:53 - 03:56Julie is my only friend now