Hitler Hates His Handicap
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Hitler is upset with his scoring quota and has some opinions on the Stableford scoring system.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nicklaus Design has made some changes to The Owl's Nest |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with several new bunkers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is part of a course re-design |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | #11 will receive a two-tiered green, #7 will see a new false front |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the wetlands will be extended on holes 2 through 5 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With my new handicap |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will be able to sort this all out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Phil.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Phil didn't adjust your handicap |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It will be the same as last year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here; Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fuck is this shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was hammered last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The balls on him.... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't score on the final four holes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is this what has it come to? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Stableford system is bullshit and the USGA |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | nothing but sandbagging sons of bitches |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The whole of the MCI is rigged against me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult the Stableford |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sandbaggers, hackers, and incompetents. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, this outrageous |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Stableford is the scum of golf scoring systems |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It has no sense of honor |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves golfers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because they have brightly colored polos |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and follow Paige Spiranac on Instagram |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years I couldn't fix my slice |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could never break 100 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have quit the game |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and sold my clubs on Ebay just like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never took golf lessons |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I read old Golf Digests at the barber shop |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I fixed my slice all on my own |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sandbaggers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They have been long dicking me from the start |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with their coozies and goddamn naked lady tees |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have been hamstrung |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I dont even like I.P.A.'s |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I will make them pay |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Im sure he didn't mean it about the IPA's |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I win against these odds? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll never shoot my quota |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I suck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The O'Brien Cup has escaped me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think Im going to go quietly, you're wrong |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll rat them out to management |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Julie is my only friend now |