| 00:00 - 00:05 | jyp:and i say throw out somi and debut them as they are |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | hurry up we dont have much time |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | we need to fill the gap with twice |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | it will be good to have a mid range group inbetween comebacks |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | next thing i know they are already winning awards |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | from izone! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ahead of izone too! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | all they had to do is to say jyp |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and izone was dead |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | the best part of this is that we dont count the release date |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | so that we can claim the fastest group win |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they didnt even bothered to say anything |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | those idiots |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | we can literally throw a tone deaf group and we will still win ahead of them |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | just imagine if we debuted izone instead of mnet |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | can you believe the saltyness? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | just imagine |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we wont even need to steal songs |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | for us to win |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | we would probably scrap the bottom of the barrel |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | the best part is they have no choice than to give us daesangs each year |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | because we will boycott them |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | lets get serious now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | do you remember how we released signal |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and not even twice liked it? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | we still streamrolled everyone |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | sometimes i cant even believe what we are doing |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and in the end somehow we win |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | now we debuted a new group |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | we found them laying around on the streets |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | we trained them for a month |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | we didnt even had to find a dorm for them |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and they won an award |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | in front of korea's taylor swift |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | even the girls were in shock |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | at this point i need to built a museum |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | my office is full of awards |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | you know what is the best part on this? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | we debuted a fun to hear group |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | that somehow cause a flame war between group fans |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | how so? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | they won an award and everyone attacked everyone but itzy |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | its like we are living inside a sitcom |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | im dry of tears now |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | izone |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | they thought their record was safe |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | they didnt count that we dont count |
