| 00:00 - 00:03 | The deck has just been shuffled |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Liberal policies are being enacted here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That means there are 4 liberal policies on the board |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, we have 3 fascists cards on the board |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whose turn is it next? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All we need to do is voting me chancellor |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is a long streak of Liberals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they seem to trust eachother |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jamie, Roobard, and Selwe, you stay. Everyone else OUT! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME CHANCELLOR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU FUCKING IDIOTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm like the only one to have pushed fascists policies |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you aren't even trying to do your job |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone suspects ME to be Hitler |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW THE FUCK are we going to win now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all pushed liberal policies to stay off the radar |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now look at this shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we can still win this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Either they will push a liberal policy and win |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, Mein Fuhrer. Maybe they get 3 red cards |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND WHO IS PRESIDENT NEXT, YOU IDIOT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If they get 3 red cards, Roobard... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I take a fucking bullet to the head |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Lin, you keep giving me fascist cards, man |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who do you think they will kill |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I get 2 red cards from you EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you can't even claim to be a noob. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's like I have to do your fucking job for you, you retard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I put my trust in you. When I saw Selwe was the other fascist |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew we were fucked. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That asshole can't lie for shit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All we can hope for now is Dancer dragging the time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh yeah, that's right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ROOBARD EVEN PUT A FUCKING TIME LIMIT ON THE GAME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is why I wanted Mits to set up the game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That twat doesn't even know how to do it properly |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He even keeps on inviting all these noobs to the game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING FOOL THEM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Heidi, I'm sure Mits is still a liberal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This game is lost |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I'm ever Hitler again with you fuckers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm just gonna shoot myself when I'm president |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll never hear the end of this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "Do you remember that time when..." |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Yeah, BWAHAHAHA..." |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Step it up next round |
