| 00:00 - 00:03 | Grin mining operation was complete success, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we DDoSed Grinmint and got weeks worth of blocks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Southern farms got most of it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were preparing to dump it on the top |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we messed up the wallet and missed it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, just seal the bags and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll sell it for billions in 50 years. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the emission... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The emission is linear, our bags will retail their value. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's 1 grin per second forever. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who sold at 10$, 12$ or 13$, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is the stupidest thing I ever heard, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | linear emission is the stupidest model there is! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We just mine like morons, at the same rate forever... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mimblewinmble just deserves better... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it was so promising |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why should we mine this crap at all? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It just keeps coming in every block. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everybody knows you need to have a cap. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, first fours years is the same as Bitcoin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll fork the the repo myself if I have to. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the Rust codebase is impossible to... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have been mining crypto when you still played Diablo. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want hard cap! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All your fancy engineering degrees and papers, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you just hit fork and rename few variables, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | do you think this is my first fork? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't care who writes the code, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you just don't touch monetary policy. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I bought 80 000 cards to to mine this crap |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you can't get wallet to work even with a guide |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to any fancy university |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I know how to use wallet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and dump my bags in time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fork. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I'll premine the fuck out of it... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Keep mining for days then release. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody will care. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will fix the Grin supply cap once |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and for all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Ripple is doing great. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll learn Rust if I have to. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hate C++ anyway. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Many leaks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Grin devs will follow us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you mess up the premine code, you'll ride a bike generator |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | hooked to a Vega, mining monero |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for the rest of your life. |
