When we fired Todd Bowles
We interviewed many candidates
KK, Rhule, McCarthy
All very qualified replacements
We know you'll love the choice
I like those candidates
At least it wasn't Adam Gase
they hired Adam Gase
it's been confirmed by many sources
Maccagnan, Heimerdinger, Johnson, and staff, please leave
You had one fucking job!
Hire a competent fucking coach!
Not to hire a Dolphin reject
He's looks nothing like Kingsbury
Gase is a knockoff version!
This was so fucking easy
Jamal loved Kingsbury
McCarthy won a Super Bowl
But he's wasted a lot of Rodgers years
BUT HE WON A SUPER BOWL
Rhule wanted his own staff
Every coach does, that's the whole point!
Sam finally looks like a franchise QB
And he's on a rookie deal
This is our time to make a move
So they hire the guy that got fired by our rival!
How do they plan to sell this to season ticket holders?
IT MAKES NO SENSE
His old team hated him
tell me why I should be excited
We're NEW YORK
And we gamble the future for this
And for what
He has a lifetime record of 23-25
with a team arguably more talented than ours
Did you see what he did with Tannehill?
Yeah he sucks but Gase didn't make him better
How can we expect Sam to get any better?
Sam is still dreamy
It's been 50 years
And I keep hoping against hope
Everyone tells me I'm crazy
But I know they'll win eventually
I have to get rewarded for this loyalty
If it's the last thing I do
J E T S