| 00:00 - 00:03 | When we fired Todd Bowles |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We interviewed many candidates |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | KK, Rhule, McCarthy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All very qualified replacements |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We know you'll love the choice |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like those candidates |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least it wasn't Adam Gase |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we've hired |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they hired Adam Gase |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's been confirmed by many sources |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Maccagnan, Heimerdinger, Johnson, and staff, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had one fucking job! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hire a competent fucking coach! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not to hire a Dolphin reject |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's looks nothing like Kingsbury |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Gase is a knockoff version! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This was so fucking easy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jamal loved Kingsbury |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | McCarthy won a Super Bowl |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he's wasted a lot of Rodgers years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT HE WON A SUPER BOWL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rhule wanted his own staff |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Every coach does, that's the whole point! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IMBECILES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sam finally looks like a franchise QB |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And he's on a rookie deal |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is our time to make a move |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So they hire the guy that got fired by our rival! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How do they plan to sell this to season ticket holders? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT MAKES NO SENSE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | His old team hated him |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | tell me why I should be excited |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're NEW YORK |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we gamble the future for this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And for what |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He has a lifetime record of 23-25 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with a team arguably more talented than ours |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did you see what he did with Tannehill? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yeah he sucks but Gase didn't make him better |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can we expect Sam to get any better? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sam is still dreamy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's been 50 years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I keep hoping against hope |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Everyone tells me I'm crazy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I know they'll win eventually |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have to get rewarded for this loyalty |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If it's the last thing I do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | J E T S |
