00:00 - 00:03When we fired Todd Bowles
00:04 - 00:05We interviewed many candidates
00:05 - 00:07KK, Rhule, McCarthy
00:08 - 00:12All very qualified replacements
00:12 - 00:15We know you'll love the choice
00:17 - 00:19I like those candidates
00:19 - 00:21At least it wasn't Adam Gase
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28we've hired
00:31 - 00:33they hired Adam Gase
00:34 - 00:36it's been confirmed by many sources
00:53 - 00:58Maccagnan, Heimerdinger, Johnson, and staff, please leave
01:13 - 01:15You had one fucking job!
01:15 - 01:17Hire a competent fucking coach!
01:18 - 01:23Not to hire a Dolphin reject
01:25 - 01:28He's looks nothing like Kingsbury
01:29 - 01:31Gase is a knockoff version!
01:31 - 01:34This was so fucking easy
01:34 - 01:37Jamal loved Kingsbury
01:37 - 01:40McCarthy won a Super Bowl
01:40 - 01:42But he's wasted a lot of Rodgers years
01:42 - 01:46BUT HE WON A SUPER BOWL
01:46 - 01:48Rhule wanted his own staff
01:48 - 01:52Every coach does, that's the whole point!
01:53 - 01:54IMBECILES!
01:56 - 01:57Sam finally looks like a franchise QB
01:57 - 02:00And he's on a rookie deal
02:00 - 02:03This is our time to make a move
02:04 - 02:08So they hire the guy that got fired by our rival!
02:08 - 02:13How do they plan to sell this to season ticket holders?
02:14 - 02:16IT MAKES NO SENSE
02:17 - 02:21His old team hated him
02:27 - 02:29tell me why I should be excited
02:30 - 02:34We're NEW YORK
02:34 - 02:36And we gamble the future for this
02:41 - 02:42And for what
02:43 - 02:47He has a lifetime record of 23-25
02:48 - 02:53with a team arguably more talented than ours
02:54 - 02:56Did you see what he did with Tannehill?
02:56 - 02:59Yeah he sucks but Gase didn't make him better
03:00 - 03:02How can we expect Sam to get any better?
03:04 - 03:07Sam is still dreamy
03:14 - 03:16It's been 50 years
03:19 - 03:23And I keep hoping against hope
03:25 - 03:26Everyone tells me I'm crazy
03:31 - 03:33But I know they'll win eventually
03:40 - 03:46I have to get rewarded for this loyalty
03:46 - 03:49If it's the last thing I do
03:53 - 03:56J E T S