00:00 - 00:03I was only sitting here watching the match
00:04 - 00:05Your dinner was on the table
00:05 - 00:07It was here and Petes was here
00:08 - 00:12Nobody touched it Troy
00:12 - 00:15I was watching the match and i don't even like football
00:17 - 00:19Somebody moved my plate...
00:19 - 00:21and switched it with Petes
00:24 - 00:26Troy....
00:27 - 00:28....Ehh
00:31 - 00:33I think you're going through a mid-life crisis Troy
00:34 - 00:36and you're getting very switchy lately
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except McNally, Mahon, Frazer and Dromgoole
01:13 - 01:15Who the fuck moved my plate?
01:15 - 01:17You never mess with a mans food!
01:18 - 01:23I have to listen to Robbie going on and on
01:25 - 01:28John and his incessant laughing
01:29 - 01:31I'm so annoyed
01:31 - 01:34I even put vinegar on Petes chips
01:34 - 01:37Then I had little Joe in my fucking ear
01:37 - 01:40getting louder and louder cause i wouldn't listen to him
01:40 - 01:42Troy you're losing it man
01:42 - 01:46Shut the fuck up Robbie you clown
01:46 - 01:48Troy, don't throw your toys out of the pram
01:48 - 01:52I'll throw you out of the fucking window
01:53 - 01:54A man's dinner !!
01:56 - 01:57I have to work with ..
01:57 - 02:00..a shower of fucking arseholes
02:00 - 02:03all less intelligent than me
02:04 - 02:08I know where Keelings Cemetery is you know?
02:08 - 02:13and was once considered for the Lord Mayor of Swords
02:14 - 02:16But instead I have you shower of Cretins
02:17 - 02:21as my so-called work colleagues
02:27 - 02:29Bring back Mick from transfer
02:30 - 02:34So the Cagney & Lacey team can work together
02:34 - 02:36Mick would never move my plate
02:41 - 02:42Im going to study
02:43 - 02:47I'd rather study than listen to Robbie & Joe's shit
02:48 - 02:53Or John's annoying incessant laughing
02:54 - 02:56Or Pete's constant negetivity..
02:56 - 02:59Then there's APE, gets a puncture tonight..
03:00 - 03:02..and then looses his fucking keys!!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Eddie, I'll help you find them
03:14 - 03:16Anyway, revenge is sweet
03:19 - 03:23I spat into one of the burgers earlier...
03:25 - 03:26Robbie's Burger !!
03:31 - 03:33and his Mayonaisse
03:40 - 03:46When I become the Third officer on the Northside
03:46 - 03:49I'll be having de-briefs every fucking night
03:53 - 03:56I'm ordering Pizza