Coach Muschamp learns of Clemson's natty

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and he ain't happy about it... at all! Sounds like he wants out of Cola

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00:00 - 00:03UVA whipped us in the Belk Bowl
00:04 - 00:05That was expected
00:05 - 00:07but we felt Bama would beat Clemson
00:08 - 00:12in the real national title game
00:12 - 00:15but Clemson is the best team ever and killed Bama
00:17 - 00:19No one kills Bama, they are the best
00:19 - 00:21You must have read it wrong
00:24 - 00:26Clemson won by 28 and is 15-0
00:27 - 00:28their best players are freshman too
00:31 - 00:33they're going to crush us for years to come
00:34 - 00:36They have 3x as many natties as we have conference titles
00:53 - 00:58anyone with an IQ under 75 please leave now
01:13 - 01:15We only have one thing going for us
01:15 - 01:17Our favorite team is Bama
01:18 - 01:23Bama this, Bama that
01:25 - 01:28And now our big brother destroyed that too
01:29 - 01:31there is nothing to live for anymore
01:31 - 01:34our QB is a flopping loser
01:34 - 01:37and they have the next Peyton Manning
01:37 - 01:40and a defense full of bullies
01:40 - 01:42most of their defense is seniors
01:42 - 01:46they have all 4 and 5 stars replacing them
01:46 - 01:48but it's easy to recruit there because Clemson is beautiful
01:48 - 01:52I can't stand living in Columbia
01:53 - 01:54this is a craphole, no wonder no one wins here
01:56 - 01:57The real Carolina is in Chapel Hill
01:57 - 02:00USC is in southern california
02:00 - 02:03and THE university in this state
02:04 - 02:08always has been, always will be CLEMSON
02:08 - 02:13our trophy case is emptier than our brains
02:14 - 02:16and our wardrobe is Bama clothes
02:17 - 02:21Now we have to throw that out too
02:27 - 02:29maybe it's time to stop playing Clemson every year
02:30 - 02:34we barely make it to the whogivesafuck bowl
02:34 - 02:36we could use another easy game
02:41 - 02:42schedule LA Tech instead
02:43 - 02:47oh wait, we almost lost to them too, maybe try ST Mary's school for the blind
02:48 - 02:53If we run quietly maybe we can beat them
02:54 - 02:56at least they won't steal our signs
02:56 - 02:59which our own players can't even keep straight
03:00 - 03:02because any recruit who would come here is a moron
03:04 - 03:07This is the only school we got into
03:14 - 03:16get me a Clemson shirt and hat, and some glasses
03:19 - 03:23I'll pretend to be a fan and blend in
03:25 - 03:26I can't keep being laughed at
03:31 - 03:33burn my cock attire
03:40 - 03:46and tell my agent to look for other jobs
03:46 - 03:49maybe at Hardee's or something
03:53 - 03:56God, I really am a gamecock fan