00:00 - 00:03There was a minor snag in the delivery of the package
00:04 - 00:05The delivery truck has passed our headquarters
00:05 - 00:07we think it is now heading toward Berlin.
00:08 - 00:12Steiner was unable to sign for the package
00:12 - 00:15but we should be able to intercept the truck here
00:17 - 00:19But Steiner promised me...
00:19 - 00:21He said he would be there to receive the package.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner was still asleep when the delivery truck came.
00:34 - 00:36They left a note saying they would try again next week.
00:53 - 00:58The following should stay: Keidl, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
01:13 - 01:15He said he would be there
01:15 - 01:17He promised he would not oversleep this time.
01:18 - 01:23All the strategizing we did means nothing if he can't receive the package.
01:25 - 01:28Of all the days to oversleep...
01:29 - 01:31HE PICKS A FRIDAY
01:31 - 01:34That phone has been sitting in the FedEx facility all week
01:34 - 01:37Being kept from me until the "official release day."
01:37 - 01:40And now they say they'll try again NEXT WEEK
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we're trying to find the truck that has the phone
01:42 - 01:46That truck could be anywhere you idiots
01:46 - 01:48Sir, maybe we can get it at the FedEx facility tonight.
01:48 - 01:52You think that makes me feel better, after what happened last time?
01:53 - 01:54NO WAY!
01:56 - 01:57When the iPhone 4 came out...
01:57 - 02:00I ordered it ONE DAY too late.
02:00 - 02:03They didn't get more stock for A WHOLE MONTH!
02:04 - 02:08Now I finally order fast enough, and you idiots oversleep.
02:08 - 02:13Now I have to sit around all weekend while my friends set up their new iPhones
02:14 - 02:16There's NOTHING worse...
02:17 - 02:21Than watching your friends get new technology before you, especially Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Steiner must have been attacked
02:30 - 02:34How else can you explain this happening to me again.
02:34 - 02:36Everyone in Europe hates me.
02:41 - 02:42That's it...
02:43 - 02:47Every time I try to be on the bleeding edge of tech, my plans fail.
02:48 - 02:53Is it too much to ask to be the first person to get something new for once?
02:54 - 02:56I can't wait for the new Samsung...
02:56 - 02:59I won't have to be awake at 3AM just to preorder it in time.
03:00 - 03:02It will be so much better than the stupid iPhone anyways.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok... he doesn't mean that.
03:14 - 03:16I was so excited about the new maps interface.
03:19 - 03:23The galaxy is too big for my pocket, but I guess I'll get a case.
03:25 - 03:26That sucks.
03:31 - 03:33At least.. I'll have NFC
03:40 - 03:46But I still can't believe you idiots couldn't follow my simple plan.
03:46 - 03:49If any of you fall asleep next time...
03:53 - 03:56you won't wake up.