| 00:00 - 00:03 | There was a minor snag in the delivery of the package |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The delivery truck has passed our headquarters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we think it is now heading toward Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Steiner was unable to sign for the package |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we should be able to intercept the truck here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Steiner promised me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He said he would be there to receive the package. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner was still asleep when the delivery truck came. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They left a note saying they would try again next week. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following should stay: Keidl, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He said he would be there |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He promised he would not oversleep this time. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All the strategizing we did means nothing if he can't receive the package. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Of all the days to oversleep... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE PICKS A FRIDAY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That phone has been sitting in the FedEx facility all week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Being kept from me until the "official release day." |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now they say they'll try again NEXT WEEK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we're trying to find the truck that has the phone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That truck could be anywhere you idiots |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe we can get it at the FedEx facility tonight. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think that makes me feel better, after what happened last time? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO WAY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When the iPhone 4 came out... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I ordered it ONE DAY too late. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They didn't get more stock for A WHOLE MONTH! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I finally order fast enough, and you idiots oversleep. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now I have to sit around all weekend while my friends set up their new iPhones |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's NOTHING worse... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Than watching your friends get new technology before you, especially Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Steiner must have been attacked |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How else can you explain this happening to me again. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone in Europe hates me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every time I try to be on the bleeding edge of tech, my plans fail. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it too much to ask to be the first person to get something new for once? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't wait for the new Samsung... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I won't have to be awake at 3AM just to preorder it in time. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It will be so much better than the stupid iPhone anyways. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... he doesn't mean that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was so excited about the new maps interface. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The galaxy is too big for my pocket, but I guess I'll get a case. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least.. I'll have NFC |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I still can't believe you idiots couldn't follow my simple plan. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If any of you fall asleep next time... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you won't wake up. |
