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Hitler missed the iPhone 5 delivery truck
There was a minor snag in the delivery of the package The delivery truck has passed our headquarters we think it is now heading toward Berlin. Steiner was unable to sign for the package but we should be able to intercept the truck here But Steiner promised me...

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00:00 - 00:03There was a minor snag in the delivery of the package
00:04 - 00:05The delivery truck has passed our headquarters
00:05 - 00:07we think it is now heading toward Berlin.
00:08 - 00:12Steiner was unable to sign for the package
00:12 - 00:15but we should be able to intercept the truck here
00:17 - 00:19But Steiner promised me...
00:19 - 00:21He said he would be there to receive the package.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner was still asleep when the delivery truck came.
00:34 - 00:36They left a note saying they would try again next week.
00:53 - 00:58The following should stay: Keidl, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
01:13 - 01:15He said he would be there
01:15 - 01:17He promised he would not oversleep this time.
01:18 - 01:23All the strategizing we did means nothing if he can't receive the package.
01:25 - 01:28Of all the days to oversleep...
01:29 - 01:31HE PICKS A FRIDAY
01:31 - 01:34That phone has been sitting in the FedEx facility all week
01:34 - 01:37Being kept from me until the "official release day."
01:37 - 01:40And now they say they'll try again NEXT WEEK
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we're trying to find the truck that has the phone
01:42 - 01:46That truck could be anywhere you idiots
01:46 - 01:48Sir, maybe we can get it at the FedEx facility tonight.
01:48 - 01:52You think that makes me feel better, after what happened last time?
01:53 - 01:54NO WAY!
01:56 - 01:57When the iPhone 4 came out...
01:57 - 02:00I ordered it ONE DAY too late.
02:00 - 02:03They didn't get more stock for A WHOLE MONTH!
02:04 - 02:08Now I finally order fast enough, and you idiots oversleep.
02:08 - 02:13Now I have to sit around all weekend while my friends set up their new iPhones
02:14 - 02:16There's NOTHING worse...
02:17 - 02:21Than watching your friends get new technology before you, especially Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Steiner must have been attacked
02:30 - 02:34How else can you explain this happening to me again.
02:34 - 02:36Everyone in Europe hates me.
02:41 - 02:42That's it...
02:43 - 02:47Every time I try to be on the bleeding edge of tech, my plans fail.
02:48 - 02:53Is it too much to ask to be the first person to get something new for once?
02:54 - 02:56I can't wait for the new Samsung...
02:56 - 02:59I won't have to be awake at 3AM just to preorder it in time.
03:00 - 03:02It will be so much better than the stupid iPhone anyways.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok... he doesn't mean that.
03:14 - 03:16I was so excited about the new maps interface.
03:19 - 03:23The galaxy is too big for my pocket, but I guess I'll get a case.
03:25 - 03:26That sucks.
03:31 - 03:33At least.. I'll have NFC
03:40 - 03:46But I still can't believe you idiots couldn't follow my simple plan.
03:46 - 03:49If any of you fall asleep next time...
03:53 - 03:56you won't wake up.