00:00 - 00:03Last night I received joyous news about Short Haired Track Twat
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00:04 - 00:05She received an MIP
00:05 - 00:07Here, at West Campus
00:08 - 00:12She vomited in front of a DPS officer
00:12 - 00:15Laura was freaking out at Joey's house
00:17 - 00:19Fantastic, I hate that annoying bitch
00:19 - 00:21She'll be off the team for sure
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28It was...
00:31 - 00:33It was just a close call
00:34 - 00:36She'll still be at practice tomorrow
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who likes Low Jumper get out now
01:13 - 01:15She shouldn't even be on the team in the first place
01:15 - 01:17She's not even an athlete
01:18 - 01:23Who the fuck high jumps 4'10"?
01:25 - 01:28That's barely higher than the fucking high hurdles
01:29 - 01:31How does something like that bypass the coaches?
01:31 - 01:34What are they? Retarded?
01:34 - 01:37It's like they just...
01:37 - 01:40Picked names out of a phonebook
01:40 - 01:42But, Sir, Cochrane is a hall of fame coach
01:42 - 01:46He should have that revoked because of her
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, He's only got a year left at most
01:48 - 01:52Do you really think I care about that now?
01:53 - 01:54I thought it was over
01:56 - 01:57Do you understand
01:57 - 02:00What it would mean to never have to listen to here again?
02:00 - 02:03It is my salvation. It is my life goal
02:04 - 02:08She is everything that is wrong with this world
02:08 - 02:13If I have to listen to her say the word mimi one more time
02:14 - 02:16I will attach razor blades to my dick
02:17 - 02:21And ram it down her ear-piercing throat
02:27 - 02:29She colored at a track meet for fuck's sake
02:30 - 02:34Cheer on your teammates you slut
02:34 - 02:36Have you ever seen her run in circles?
02:41 - 02:42She looks like a god damned retard
02:43 - 02:47It's like she's chasing the tail of bullshit coming out of her ass
02:48 - 02:53Whatever happened to survival of the fittest?
02:54 - 02:56She shouldn't exist
02:56 - 02:59You know what I should have done?
03:00 - 03:02Given her my car to drive back
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, he graduates soon
03:14 - 03:16I guess I'll have to have extreme restraint
03:19 - 03:23But that won't work, her voice pierces my very soul
03:25 - 03:26My faith in humanity
03:31 - 03:33It's gone. And it won't come back
03:40 - 03:46At least she definitely won't be at Conference
03:46 - 03:49It's all I have
03:53 - 03:56I'm in Hell