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Hitler's Quest for the Pole Vault Mats
It seems that you have drank all your whiskey I think it's about time you go home Or you can crash here We don't want you to get arrested, Coach doesn't condone drinking He hasn't had a drink in twenty years No, I will go sleep on the pole vault mats

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00:00 - 00:03It seems that you have drank all your whiskey
00:04 - 00:05I think it's about time you go home
00:05 - 00:07Or you can crash here
00:08 - 00:12We don't want you to get arrested, Coach doesn't condone drinking
00:12 - 00:15He hasn't had a drink in twenty years
00:17 - 00:19No, I will go sleep on the pole vault mats
00:19 - 00:21It's the greatest idea ever
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28The window...
00:31 - 00:33The window was fixed
00:34 - 00:36There's no other way to get in
00:53 - 00:58Everybody but Dial, Joey and Dial's sister leave the party now
01:13 - 01:15Where the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight?
01:15 - 01:17In a ditch like a common hobo?
01:18 - 01:23That wouldn't even be remotely comfortable
01:25 - 01:28I want to wake up with check marks all over my body
01:29 - 01:31Because I slept on the fucking mats naked!
01:31 - 01:34I want to look down at my dick
01:34 - 01:37And play tic-tac-toe
01:37 - 01:40But they fixed the fucking window
01:40 - 01:42We'll work on the window when we're sober
01:42 - 01:46Fine! I'll go sleep on Doc!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, It's much too cold outside
01:48 - 01:52Cold? You think I can feel anything right now?
01:53 - 01:54First I'm going to go Rambo on the soccer players
01:56 - 01:57Then I'm going to go back to Doc
01:57 - 02:00And cuddle my football until I fall asleep
02:00 - 02:03I swear on my life Brad will pay for this
02:04 - 02:08This is somehow his fault
02:08 - 02:13I already told you about the time he forgot the laundry
02:14 - 02:16It would have been the best sleep I ever got
02:17 - 02:21But now I'm going to have to go home and sleep in my own bed
02:27 - 02:29The problem is, I don't even remember where home is
02:30 - 02:34Casey will probably want to help me find it
02:34 - 02:36But I really just think she wants me in her pants
02:41 - 02:42I guess I could just pass out at her place
02:43 - 02:47But I'm too drunk to resist the temptation
02:48 - 02:53I'll just imagine that I'm having sex with Dial
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Why is she even still here?
03:00 - 03:02This isn't even her party
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, she'll still want to bang
03:14 - 03:16I will be so ashamed of myself
03:19 - 03:23Nobody can ever know that I railed Dial's sister
03:25 - 03:26I suppose...
03:31 - 03:33I could just tell people
03:40 - 03:46That I passed out on her couch. That's a believable story
03:46 - 03:49Though I'll always know that I tongue punched Dial's sister
03:53 - 03:56I need some triple burn