| 00:05 - 00:07 | the paragon adamsons or tavern throws a good party |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | the drink isn't great in either but it will do |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | that really is the best clones has to offer |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | no dont like any a them pubs i want my 60th party in the cosy |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | The cosy |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | The cosy |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | has been sold |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Brain just could'nt raise the required funds |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Any one that drinks in the paragon, tavern or adamsons |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | get the fuck out |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | How the fuck is it sold |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | is that some kind of sick joke |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Your telling me i have to find a new local |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Were am i going to drink until 7 in the morning now |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | this is a fucking disgrace |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | The only pub in town that does a decent pint |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | how the hell could we let this happen to the cosy no closey of all places |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | Mein Fuhrer brain still has it for another year and then hes out |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | I dont give a fuck |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | how could yous let some other cunt buy it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Maybe the new owner might keep brain as landlord |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | Maybe paddy freeman will crack a smile |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | maybe pigs will fly, BULLSHIT!! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | This will be the death of me |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | No more lockins, No more free pints |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | a "quiet" pint will never be the same again |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | This means im going to have to drink in the paragon and have to look a DJ ed |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | or up in the tavern with the petrol heads |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and you know your only aloud in there with a fucking motorbike helmet |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | i might as well just go for the rope now |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | who the fuck am i going to give barry rushes money to now! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | Thats it for me |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | Im off the drink |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Not a hope am i giving my hard earned dole money to anyone else |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Brain is the only man for the job |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | This is bollox |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Not a hope am i going drinking in any other pubs |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | last time i drank anywere else i ended up in a fight up in the paragon |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | over a fucking remote control |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | and dont get me started on sons |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | had a feed a pints there once and didnt leave the toilet for a week |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | dont worry, pints arnt that bad |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | Its a sad day for clones |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | the end of an era |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | some great memories i cant even remember |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | always guaranteed the ride of some doll once you filled her full of jagerbombs |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Get on to brian and tell him im coming in for one last Rip |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | Cosy no closey for life |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Now fuck off!! |
