| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new leader will be required to command Ireland obviously... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then the Southern European countries, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Northern European countries including Germany. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | "Klarky" had a villa with an outdoor pool here... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | only 15 minutes from Berin city centre. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And, of course, I will command |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the entire European Region? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They ahhh..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | My Leader, "Pawl Kawlin" was chosen as European Region Leader. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was elected at the recent AGAM. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay in the room.. Laddy, Klarky, Crauley and Manny. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What were they thinking at the AGAM? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was a shoe-in for that spot. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And this is how I find out about it!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How did they not think I was the most suited? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | In the name of God |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've even being growing this silly tash for 30+ years. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now that I've gotten used to it... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that shower in Cork want me to shave it off! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And it is a beautiful tash, Sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't mind trying to bullshit me, I know it looks terrible !! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, with all due respect, it's great. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If its so bloody "great" why don't you grow one? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You plonker !!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I suppose I'm STUCK with that crowd in Ireland now. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I already had to fend off one lot to get this position. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Anything that would help me get my air miles with Aer Lingus. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How am I supposed to collect the free cuddly toys? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need at least another 15,000 miles for 10 toys. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I promised all the girls in the office one each. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What will they think now when they see me return from Europe without the cuddly toys? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I still can't believe I didn't get the position. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I notice Kawlin has even started growing a beard like his predecessor. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Obviously I should have a grown a beard, not a tash. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So what to do now? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I may as well just shave off this ridiculous tash now, it's no longer of use. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 30+ years wearing this hairy caterpillar running across my face. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I suppose I'll have to wait another 5 years. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 5 years of miserable weather. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pissing rain, dampness, cold and floods |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Guurrl. I'm sure he'll get us the cuddly toys. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You all might as well know.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I bought a Matador outfit for trips to Madrid. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But for what ? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Wearing at Kinsale 7's ? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll probably have to sell the skis I bought too.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for my trips to Italy and Germany. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maher's Sports will have a good laugh at me. |
