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Eoghan Finds Out The Hard Way
Eoghan finds out the hard way about Europe..

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00:00 - 00:03The new leader will be required to command Ireland obviously...
00:04 - 00:05Then the Southern European countries,
00:05 - 00:07and the Northern European countries including Germany.
00:08 - 00:11"Klarky" had a villa with an outdoor pool here...
00:12 - 00:15only 15 minutes from Berin city centre.
00:17 - 00:19And, of course, I will command
00:19 - 00:21the entire European Region?
00:24 - 00:26My Leader....
00:27 - 00:28They ahhh.....
00:31 - 00:33My Leader, "Pawl Kawlin" was chosen as European Region Leader.
00:34 - 00:36He was elected at the recent AGAM.
00:53 - 00:58Stay in the room.. Laddy, Klarky, Crauley and Manny.
01:13 - 01:15What were they thinking at the AGAM?
01:15 - 01:17I was a shoe-in for that spot.
01:18 - 01:23And this is how I find out about it!!
01:25 - 01:28How did they not think I was the most suited?
01:29 - 01:31In the name of God
01:31 - 01:34I've even being growing this silly tash for 30+ years.
01:34 - 01:37And now that I've gotten used to it...
01:37 - 01:40that shower in Cork want me to shave it off!
01:40 - 01:42And it is a beautiful tash, Sir.
01:42 - 01:46Don't mind trying to bullshit me, I know it looks terrible !!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, with all due respect, it's great.
01:48 - 01:52If its so bloody "great" why don't you grow one?
01:53 - 01:54You plonker !!!
01:56 - 01:57I suppose I'm STUCK with that crowd in Ireland now.
01:57 - 02:00I already had to fend off one lot to get this position.
02:00 - 02:03Anything that would help me get my air miles with Aer Lingus.
02:04 - 02:08How am I supposed to collect the free cuddly toys?
02:08 - 02:13I need at least another 15,000 miles for 10 toys.
02:14 - 02:16I promised all the girls in the office one each.
02:17 - 02:21What will they think now when they see me return from Europe without the cuddly toys?
02:27 - 02:29I still can't believe I didn't get the position.
02:30 - 02:34I notice Kawlin has even started growing a beard like his predecessor.
02:34 - 02:36Obviously I should have a grown a beard, not a tash.
02:41 - 02:42So what to do now?
02:43 - 02:47I may as well just shave off this ridiculous tash now, it's no longer of use.
02:48 - 02:5330+ years wearing this hairy caterpillar running across my face.
02:54 - 02:56I suppose I'll have to wait another 5 years.
02:56 - 02:595 years of miserable weather.
03:00 - 03:02Pissing rain, dampness, cold and floods
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, Guurrl. I'm sure he'll get us the cuddly toys.
03:14 - 03:16You all might as well know..
03:19 - 03:23I bought a Matador outfit for trips to Madrid.
03:25 - 03:26But for what ?
03:31 - 03:33Wearing at Kinsale 7's ?
03:40 - 03:46I'll probably have to sell the skis I bought too..
03:46 - 03:49for my trips to Italy and Germany.
03:53 - 03:56Maher's Sports will have a good laugh at me.