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We’re planning a space-based nuclear defence shield
like Reagan’s ‘Star Wars’ plan
to be launched from here
on a new UK Brexit space shuttle
also carrying our own Galileo copy.
And what about the WTO?
What did Minford say?
Erm,
Iain will explain
We will send troops to the Falklands in case
Argentina gives us grief about WTO schedules
Everyone out except Jenkins, Paterson, Redwood & Duncan-Smith
This has significant policy flaws
SIGNIFICANT policy flaws!
It was meant to be Canada+
Then slashing taxes like the TPA said
Selling off the health service & cutting benefits
Meaningless waffle about Global Britain
Where did fucking Star Wars come from?
And what have the Falklands got to do with it?
Brexit is our best chance to stick it to the Argies
It is not 1982 John. Accept that FFS
They will block our WTO schedules
Argentina is not the issue John. It never was.
Brexit was meant to be a doddle
We told everyone the German car
companies would beg us for a deal
That there’d be a land of milk and honey
That it would be great for them without the EU holding us back
That there’d be money for everything the proles like
A new Global Britain
And you give me this, with significant policy flaws
I fear it will be widely mocked
Even Nadine is not stupid enough to talk about this
with a straight face
Widely mocked
It will be widely mocked. People will do memes
With unicorns in them
Hammond will laugh his socks off
This was our one chance to show we are serious
That we’re not bat-shit mental
It’s okay. We know you are Andrea
We’ll have to kill it
Say Jacob’s nanny lost the USB key or something
Owen
This has significant policy flaws
And will be widely mocked
It is fucking stupid
Just like us