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The ERG Brexit Plan - final drafting meeting
Senior ERG members gather to discuss the final draft of their alternative Brexit plan.

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00:00 - 00:03We’re planning a space-based nuclear defence shield
00:04 - 00:05like Reagan’s ‘Star Wars’ plan
00:05 - 00:07to be launched from here
00:08 - 00:12on a new UK Brexit space shuttle
00:12 - 00:15also carrying our own Galileo copy.
00:17 - 00:19 And what about the WTO?
00:19 - 00:21What did Minford say?
00:24 - 00:26Erm,
00:27 - 00:28Iain will explain
00:31 - 00:33We will send troops to the Falklands in case
00:34 - 00:36Argentina gives us grief about WTO schedules
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Jenkins, Paterson, Redwood & Duncan-Smith
01:13 - 01:15This has significant policy flaws
01:15 - 01:17SIGNIFICANT policy flaws!
01:18 - 01:23It was meant to be Canada+
01:25 - 01:28Then slashing taxes like the TPA said
01:29 - 01:31Selling off the health service & cutting benefits
01:31 - 01:34Meaningless waffle about Global Britain
01:34 - 01:37Where did fucking Star Wars come from?
01:37 - 01:40And what have the Falklands got to do with it?
01:40 - 01:42Brexit is our best chance to stick it to the Argies
01:42 - 01:46It is not 1982 John. Accept that FFS
01:46 - 01:48They will block our WTO schedules
01:48 - 01:52Argentina is not the issue John. It never was.
01:53 - 01:54Brexit was meant to be a doddle
01:56 - 01:57We told everyone the German car
01:57 - 02:00companies would beg us for a deal
02:00 - 02:03That there’d be a land of milk and honey
02:04 - 02:08That it would be great for them without the EU holding us back
02:08 - 02:13That there’d be money for everything the proles like
02:14 - 02:16A new Global Britain
02:17 - 02:21And you give me this, with significant policy flaws
02:27 - 02:29I fear it will be widely mocked
02:30 - 02:34Even Nadine is not stupid enough to talk about this
02:34 - 02:36with a straight face
02:41 - 02:42Widely mocked
02:43 - 02:47It will be widely mocked. People will do memes
02:48 - 02:53With unicorns in them
02:54 - 02:56Hammond will laugh his socks off
02:56 - 02:59This was our one chance to show we are serious
03:00 - 03:02That we’re not bat-shit mental
03:04 - 03:07It’s okay. We know you are Andrea
03:14 - 03:16We’ll have to kill it
03:19 - 03:23Say Jacob’s nanny lost the USB key or something
03:25 - 03:26Owen
03:31 - 03:33This has significant policy flaws
03:40 - 03:46And will be widely mocked
03:46 - 03:49It is fucking stupid
03:53 - 03:56Just like us