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Bitfallen
The downfall of Bitfi and McAfee as told through the medium of Hitler

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00:00 - 00:03The hackers are saying they hacked Bitfi
00:04 - 00:05They managed to install their own firmware
00:05 - 00:07And recover the keys
00:08 - 00:12They have kept working on it
00:12 - 00:15And have a working cold boot attack.
00:17 - 00:19Khesin's sockpuppets will bring
00:19 - 00:21everything back into order
00:24 - 00:26McAfee.
00:27 - 00:28Khesin...
00:31 - 00:33Khesin could not mobilise enough shills
00:34 - 00:36The hackers are still tweeting.
00:53 - 00:58Daniel. Michael. JW. QuantusTechSol. Stay here.
01:13 - 01:15YOU SAID IT WAS UNHACKABLE
01:15 - 01:17YOU TOLD ME
01:18 - 01:23THERE WAS NO RAM
01:25 - 01:28Is this is what it has come to?
01:29 - 01:31Bitfi have been
01:31 - 01:34lying to me?
01:34 - 01:37I fucking invented
01:37 - 01:40CYBERSECURITY
01:40 - 01:42I'm not sure you can say that...
01:42 - 01:46I INVENTED IT
01:46 - 01:48But that's not what wikipedia says
01:48 - 01:52But my antivirus
01:52 - 01:54is on millions of machines
01:56 - 01:57You are telling me
01:57 - 02:00that Bitfi didn't even
02:00 - 02:03securely wipe the
02:03 - 02:05non-existent RAM?
02:08 - 02:13Or implement secure boot?
02:14 - 02:16They did nothing?
02:17 - 02:21Nothing at all to secure it?
02:27 - 02:29Then when the hackers
02:30 - 02:34released the attacks
02:34 - 02:36you pulled the bounty?
02:41 - 02:42Motherfucker
02:43 - 02:47Now I am going to have to
02:48 - 02:53setup another sham bounty
02:54 - 02:56We should invite them to my house
02:56 - 02:59The one full of guns
03:00 - 03:02They can't steal my cloins that way.
03:04 - 03:07I told you this cryptocurrency stuff was bad news
03:14 - 03:17I can't go to them without my guns
03:19 - 03:23I can't even take a shit without a gun
03:25 - 03:27Motherfuckers
03:31 - 03:33But gentlemen, if you think
03:40 - 03:46I will admit that Bitfi can be hacked
03:46 - 03:49I'd rather let someone shit in my mouth
03:53 - 03:55Fucking yellow monkeys