| 00:00 - 00:02 | Hey, ready for fun battles? |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Hello, my name is... |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Arowaine, i'm a shit lord |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | I am Anti-Carebare alliance |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | (whispers truth) |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Our faction are the carebears? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Did Kesh pay you to say that? |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | (whispers more truth) |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | You can't count our territories, or troops |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | or merc agreements |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | or reliable rosters as reasons |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | as reasons for being carebears |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | We are obviously morally superior |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | as the only people who are fighting against Kesh in this strat |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | what? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | (whispers yet more truth) |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | We're fighting HoC not Kesh? No. You're kidding! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Yes. You are obviously retarded. |
