| 00:00 - 00:03 | If we change our image, we can be cool for 2 weeks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're polling well in nursing homes. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The boomers are keeping the youth retaded. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we keep this up, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | no one can question our authority on the world stage. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make something weird and call it food. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll eat it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. presient |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No one- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No one gives a shit about the pedophile elite |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you can't bribe them with their 401ks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't believe in child sex changes, war for profit, or blind sycophantism, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I MAKE IT THE GULF OF AMERICA!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I almost told them what real food was! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The AI brainrot was supposed to prevent this! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're going to get sober and stop divorcing... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm going to look strange |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and no one will love me. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The 250th anniversary is coming |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and we were going to show off new double-decker tanks. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's just that millenials think war is kind of gay. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's suppose to be gay! That's what's so great about it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yea but people die and stuff |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I won't have this smartass hurt the military industrial complex. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I sucked them off! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why did I do that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if it'd make me look gay? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There's no way on Earth I'm gay. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we keep this up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | poor people will own land again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't let this happen |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or they'll make America Great Again. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This isn't about the economy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is about my good friend Epstein |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I ruling the goyim. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My life is nonsense |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I knew how to do things! I'm really good at them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | People said so! It's true. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't care if you disagree, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but we won't stop inflation. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It is the fuel that keeps us going! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, your 500k salary will feel like nothing soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They say it's Weimar all over again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They're probably right. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Kinda gay tho |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I got more sober... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...and the whole world still thinks we're lame. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe that's why rule breaking looks cool. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all. |
