00:00 - 00:03 | We have the building here. There is parking over here |
00:04 - 00:05 | and one spot in the shade |
00:05 - 00:07 | with a POS Ranger parked in it. |
00:08 - 00:12 | For some reason the bastard takes care of it like it matters. |
00:12 - 00:15 | He treats it like it's a C4 COTY. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What kind of faggotry is this? |
00:19 - 00:21 | How could this happen? |
00:24 - 00:26 | We thought |
00:27 - 00:28 | it was Wez's POS. |
00:31 - 00:33 | He might be a poor engineer |
00:34 - 00:36 | Since he drives a ford |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't have an underage wife get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I buy a lambo, Asian wife, and that gets my spot? |
01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck's sake. You'd think I'm the one driving a C4 COTY |
01:25 - 01:28 | You boner garage! |
01:29 - 01:31 | submerge it with WEZ's phone |
01:31 - 01:34 | and drown it with his Hellcat dreams |
01:34 - 01:37 | and the old men giving Neece attention. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why couldn't it be baby shit green like Doc's ride? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can leave an upper decker on the hood |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's too late. You already left a turd in my spot! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it was that or an M5. We had no choice |
01:48 - 01:52 | BULLSHIT! Pics or I won't believe it. |
01:53 - 01:54 | All those gaps and I get this? |
01:56 - 01:57 | You let this turd park in my spot!? |
01:57 - 02:00 | What next? Should I cut off my dick, make my own PB&J |
02:00 - 02:03 | and drive a Gapper? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Do I look like Papa Bear? |
02:08 - 02:13 | How do you expect me to get laid now if my underage wife sees me played like a bitch?? |
02:14 - 02:16 | How the fuck am I going to look on the forum? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'd rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let that bastard park his FORD there |
02:27 - 02:29 | Go get my AR and my Camera |
02:30 - 02:34 | I can only redeem myself by posting pics of my wife's ass |
02:34 - 02:36 | because it's not as wide as the Lambo's. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Mustang wannabes |
02:43 - 02:47 | Christ, now I have to take shit from Hellcat wannabe's |
02:48 - 02:53 | How am I going to explain this to the forum? How can I back track? |
02:54 - 02:56 | My shit dont stink, but you stepped in it |
02:56 - 02:59 | and wiped your shoes on my Lloyd's car mats. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Do you know how expensive those are? |
03:04 - 03:07 | He still has photos of your ass when you were underage |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm no better than Koko |
03:19 - 03:23 | He's never worried about dings in his doors. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I should start drinking |
03:31 - 03:33 | Sell my Lambo, my wife, and binge on Franzia |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll join the commoners, drink the cheap stuff and park in the sun. At least I can do more than three glasses. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Im a short dicked cuck |
03:53 - 03:56 | Call Knooger and get my special lotion |