Cersei learns of the incoming shit storm

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Cersei Lannister learns of the shit storm that is about to overcome Westeros.

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00:00 - 00:03Greetings, friends of The Crown.
00:04 - 00:05At today's meeting.
00:05 - 00:07We'll be discussing matters of war.
00:08 - 00:12With winter coming, no one will dare launch an attack on Winterfell
00:12 - 00:15We need but wait out the winter and they will all starve.
00:17 - 00:19The Night's Watch is as good as dead without the support of The Crown.
00:19 - 00:21Send a raven commanding Lord Bolton to hold Winterfell at all costs.
00:24 - 00:26Your Grace.
00:27 - 00:28We've received word...
00:31 - 00:33We've received word that Lord Bolton was murdered.
00:34 - 00:36They say he was murdered by Sansa Stark.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who is not in the Small Council, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Seven fucking hells!!! What happened?!?!
01:15 - 01:17I have been assured the North was ours!
01:18 - 01:23Your little fucking birds - they're all useless as nipples on a breastplate!
01:25 - 01:28I should hang them all for treason!
01:29 - 01:31Give me one reason why I shouldn't!!!
01:31 - 01:34I should have been born a man, I'd kill you all myself!
01:34 - 01:37Fucking useless, the lot of you.
01:37 - 01:40I swear to The Seven, someone better have some good news.
01:40 - 01:42Daenerys Targaryen sails for Westerns, Your Grace.
01:42 - 01:46I am going to have UnGregor rape your fucking corpse!
01:46 - 01:48Your Grace, Tyrion Lannister serves as her Hand.
01:48 - 01:52Shut your lying, whore mouth.
01:53 - 01:54I've spent a hundred thousand dragons chasing leads
01:56 - 01:57on my brother's whereabouts
01:57 - 02:00I've offered a Lordship and a castle
02:00 - 02:03to the man that brings me his misshapen head.
02:04 - 02:08And you're telling me he serves as this whore's HAND?!
02:08 - 02:13This man murdered my son, YOUR KING
02:14 - 02:16and not only is he alive but he THRIVES!
02:17 - 02:21What in Seven Hells are we going to do now? We're all fucked.
02:27 - 02:29"We can't afford a Faceless Man", they said.
02:30 - 02:34"It will bankrupt the Crown", they said.
02:34 - 02:36Better poor than dead, I say!
02:41 - 02:42I fucking told Robert!
02:43 - 02:47I told him that bitch will be a problem one day,
02:48 - 02:53but that blubber-ass wouldn't listen, he just kept talking about pussy and beer!
02:54 - 02:56I should have killed him in his sleep
02:56 - 02:59Done Westeros a bloody favor.
03:00 - 03:02Then maybe things would be going better now.
03:04 - 03:07Now's probably not a good time to mention Dorne.
03:14 - 03:16Well, we had a good run.
03:19 - 03:23I'm going to get fucking shit-housed tonight.
03:25 - 03:26Absolutely bollocksed.
03:31 - 03:33Jaime and I used to get drunk and bone.
03:40 - 03:46We'd play come into my castle, then he'd cum in my castle.
03:46 - 03:49It was magical. Not weird at all.
03:53 - 03:56I hate you all.