| 00:00 - 00:05 | "Guys ! We need to prepare for Web Services release" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Let's setup the monitoring" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We look at each other |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Still figuring out what is Kibana since VIS4 release |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "We go to PROD tomorrow" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Time to be agile boys |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Colleagues came to present how it works |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They're amazed it can launch at this stage |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The certificates expire in one month |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And it's just a webpage |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We got some Splunk slides |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | for Cybersecurity you know |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Shitload of notables coming |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You guys know Linux and SQL now |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We'll make you procedures and you'll be L2 |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We are all role models they say |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Just one ticket at a time |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "Reminder sent to MS" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | It's okay |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We'll ask the experts for support |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Product owners and contractors |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They went on leave for three weeks |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | What ? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's called transition |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Our job is to release on production, ciao |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Sure |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But we |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But we |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We have Serena and stuff |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Put five guys on stand-by duty |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We'll do hypercare from home or some island |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Centre of excellence ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Centre of excellence ! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Knew it when we started playing with bridges |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We're gonna eat all the sectors |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | CiC soon ! You'll see |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And the morning meeting ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh well, we added some more slides |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We change it everyday until people stop asking |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Just remove anything red |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | EES is coming next |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Tons of pizza coupons from the last release |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We'll block airports with a belly full |
