| 00:00 - 00:03 | You've been hitting against a wall for too long |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is a 3.5 ladder tournament this weekend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's at a fancy dress code club outside Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You are in the first draw |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The first round is Saturday morning. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll breeze through the first round |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's focus on my 2nd round opponent |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | In the first round.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You are playing a pusher in the first round |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A god damned pusher |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except the Div1 coaches. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I hate pushers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They don't even play real tennis |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I always lose to the pusher |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Pusher in the first round ?!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Pushers are not even playing real tennis! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I control the rally ball. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He coughs up a short ball. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I hit my approach right into the net. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You're not as good as you think you are. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I have a 4.5 forehand.... when it's hit directly to me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You are trying to play too aggressively. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I try to finish the point at the net, and then my volley goes long. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The pusher never takes a risk. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why does the pusher even play tennis? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What enjoyment does he get? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All he does is hit drop shots. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Once I go to the net, he just lobs me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Over and over. Drop shot. Lob. Drop shot. Lob. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I waste all my energy running around and I lose the point. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't play a pusher in the first round |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should quit the game |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll never beat the pusher |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 99% of the time, he hits it back one more time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even a new racket can't help me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even new strings can't help me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All those lessons trying to learning to heavy topspin. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What's the point? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I paid all you coaches good money |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The pusher should be banned from the league |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Not your fault, he can't hit more than 3 balls in a row |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I start to push now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll never make it to 4.0 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My maniac strokes are not reliable for matches yet. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One lesson a week was a waste of time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to hit like a maniac against the pusher |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I lose, at least he will respect the 3 points I decisively win |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Did you already pay the $60 registration fee? |
