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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It seems we are about to finish that bloody successful campaigns at Hajsberget and Tonstad. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Season's over, we can finally ship those bastards off... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...straight to Gothenburg. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nice and easy. We’ll sort the rest of the repairs out in spring, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but now let them have a rest and repack the vans at the warehouse. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No, let's send them to Stavro. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Spread the word — lovely atmosphere, decent hours, all that bollocks. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stavro... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | After we kicked those lads off the site, nobody wants to go there. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They’re calling us a bunch of fucking clowns. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Except Hamish, Lasse, Adam... and Ahmed. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's a fucking joke! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And their fucking back office is a joke as well! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Stavro is their best - and ONLY - opportunity to make a bit of money before winter! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tell them every other project in Scandinavia has been cancelled. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ungrateful fucking bellends! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can’t even get two fucking letters right on a photo card — SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those little subcontracting idiots are one massive fucking circus! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll start questioning all DPRs, especially driving time! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss - we don't even pay them for the travel time! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! We'll make them to rework everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, boss, they say nobody wants to work for us next year! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We'll hold the cheeky bastards accountable for every single fucking minute anyway! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They wouldn't have any work if... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...we hadn't built these turbines for them in this shithole! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They’re fit for fuck all except picking berries in the fucking woods! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead of cracking on with repair after repair, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | these drama-loving bellends turn every little thing into fucking WikiLeaks! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Absolute weapons, the lot of them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do they think they're going to spend their whole careers picking and choosing jobs?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those useless shower-of-shite contractors. Look at their CVs! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Lamination Specialist", "Senior Blade Technician", |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Europe's best fucking experts! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Useless cunts. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Then you put a grinder in their hands and they look at it like a caveman discovering electricity! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And their office actually promised we'd finish the entire fucking scope this year! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And like a right fucking tit, I believed them! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Those platforms in Tonstad were supposed to speed the fucking job up, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they did precisely SWEET FUCK ALL!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry. They’re not gonna sack us anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | They sold themselves as the fucking Michelangelos of blade repair! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But a bit of wind and a drop of rain and they’re fucking terrified |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me an IPA. I need a drink. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...and then they start moaning because we tell them to spin the rotor every 24h |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They say our rules are not clear... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...even to us:( |