| 00:00 - 00:03 | The war is finally over. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As of the Treaty of Canberra |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we gained the territories here, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can now turn back to rebuilding |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and getting on with our lives. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what of the eastern territories? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We spent years, and many lives, trying to take those... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Italy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Italy took them all as they've set their national focus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Italy even took India too... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want the generals to stay. The rest of you may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY GOT FUCKING INDIA TOO?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I THOUGHT I FUCKING PUPPETED THEM WTF |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS PEACE CONFERENCE IS THE WORST! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH THIS SHIT ONLY FOR THIS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They didn't do jack shit aside from taking Africa. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How did they have so much fucking conference points? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we're not entirely sure. Maybe... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I took France, England, Poland, Denmark, Turkey, Iran, and British Raj all by my fucking self. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, please, it's only a game... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Looks like instead of finally getting the fuck around to invading the soviets |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have to invade the Italians |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | for land that is rightfully fucking mine. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Thankfully nobody is going to be fucking allying with them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I only have to get their homeland |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | then we'll see what kind of peace conference we have... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Makes me wonder what the point of all of this if Italy can just take your shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | for doing fucking nothing, and get everything. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What to do now is disband the Axis and invade Italy. Take back what's rightfully mein! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking faction allies, what's the point? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Backstabbing bastards, at least do it from the front. |
