| 00:00 - 00:03 | Year 2 Quantum Mechanics was taken in the great hall |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Many students sat the exam |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The papers were distributed here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It subsequently destroyed students confidence |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and all hope of passing the year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is no matter, I got a first in labs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This will bring up my grade |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Quantum Mechanics |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Quantum Mechanics is worth 10% of the year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You might not get to 4th Year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks they failed the exam can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck was that fucking paper? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Does Jaffe want us all to fail? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I dont know about Hermite Polynomials |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The argument wasnt even x |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And what the fuck was question 2? Is this differential shitting equations? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just because Jaffe wrote an impossible question last year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Doesn't mean he should write an impossible paper this year |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It wasn't impossible, I managed to answer 1i)a) |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You know that SHO's are symmetric, WELL FUCKING DONE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he gave us the standard integral, it was perfectly possible |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How the fuck does that help anyone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I didnt have the energy eigenstate |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | don't even get me started on question 2 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why the hell would you hide the hints on the other side of the page |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | instead of putting them with the part of the question |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | does Jaffe think this is some sort of quality banter? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had such hopes for this exam, after the shit that was Solid State |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But Jaffe has crushed my dreams of getting a 2:1 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That shit was not in any of the past papers or problem sheets |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I revised for months |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | practicing commutators and hermitian operators |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And it didn't fucking come up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What was the point |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I haven't had a drink in a month because of these exams. I can't even go to Metric |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we still have 4 more shitting exams |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Is there even a point in revising? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When they can put stuff on the paper they never taught us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd have as much luck doing a Biology paper at UCL |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least he didn't say Chemistry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Are UCAS applications still open? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could do Business Studies at Oxford Brookes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'd get a first |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Next exam is Thermo & Stats Phys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But Vijay is probably gonna be a dick with the questions and i still don't understand what a partition function is |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then its bloody maths |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's all fucked |
