Universities UK Hitler parody

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Head of Universities UK planning strategy in their bunker beneath London

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00:00 - 00:03Our response to the strike is crumbling
00:04 - 00:05nothing we seem to do is working
00:05 - 00:07There are pickets everywhere
00:08 - 00:12All institutions are shut
00:12 - 00:15We are losing the media war with the Union
00:17 - 00:19What about the students?
00:19 - 00:21They must support us?
00:24 - 00:26Your headship...
00:27 - 00:28The students..
00:31 - 00:33The students have joined the staff on the picketlines
00:34 - 00:36They fully support staff and want refunds
00:53 - 00:58All non Vice-Chancellors leave the room
01:13 - 01:15It's that fucking Channel 4 documentary
01:15 - 01:17What is wrong with Porn star martinis?
01:18 - 01:23And 5 Star hotels
01:25 - 01:28I'm only paid £450,000 plus package
01:29 - 01:31and business flights
01:31 - 01:34What do these scum want us to live on?
01:34 - 01:37these traitors want pensions!
01:37 - 01:40they never even think about us do they?
01:40 - 01:42They say they can't live on the proposed pension
01:42 - 01:46Pensions! they are lucky to be paid
01:46 - 01:48But some will lose over 50% of their pensions
01:48 - 01:52Look my pension pot is so large I've lost the tax break
01:53 - 01:54What about me?
01:56 - 01:57I'm down to claiming £2 on expenses for biscuits
01:57 - 02:00I only have 5 bedrooms in my grace and favor apartment
02:00 - 02:03My dog had to fly business class
02:04 - 02:08What do they expect us to live on?
02:08 - 02:13The Prime-minister's salary?
02:14 - 02:16it has to be 2 or 3 times greater than that
02:17 - 02:21We should treat them like Stalin did
02:27 - 02:29Who needs academics?
02:30 - 02:34It's a hobby to them, its a way of life
02:34 - 02:36They don't need pensions
02:41 - 02:42Fine them a day and half's pay
02:43 - 02:47everyday they are out
02:48 - 02:53And let's really penalize the Graduate Teaching Assistants
02:54 - 02:56We will teach them a lesson
02:56 - 02:59demanding good conditions!
03:00 - 03:02Who do they think they are?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry he'll get you an Easter Egg
03:14 - 03:16If we lose what will happen?
03:19 - 03:23All universities will become dedicated to learning & research
03:25 - 03:26no more expences
03:31 - 03:33No more golden goodbyes
03:40 - 03:46They have realized they have the power to make changes
03:46 - 03:49through their collective action
03:53 - 03:56Give them what they want before they make a Hitler bunker spoof