| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our response to the strike is crumbling |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | nothing we seem to do is working |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are pickets everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All institutions are shut |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are losing the media war with the Union |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the students? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They must support us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your headship... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The students.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The students have joined the staff on the picketlines |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They fully support staff and want refunds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All non Vice-Chancellors leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's that fucking Channel 4 documentary |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is wrong with Porn star martinis? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And 5 Star hotels |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm only paid £450,000 plus package |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and business flights |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What do these scum want us to live on? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | these traitors want pensions! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they never even think about us do they? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They say they can't live on the proposed pension |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pensions! they are lucky to be paid |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But some will lose over 50% of their pensions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look my pension pot is so large I've lost the tax break |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What about me? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm down to claiming £2 on expenses for biscuits |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I only have 5 bedrooms in my grace and favor apartment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My dog had to fly business class |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What do they expect us to live on? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Prime-minister's salary? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it has to be 2 or 3 times greater than that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We should treat them like Stalin did |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who needs academics? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's a hobby to them, its a way of life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They don't need pensions |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fine them a day and half's pay |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | everyday they are out |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And let's really penalize the Graduate Teaching Assistants |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We will teach them a lesson |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | demanding good conditions! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who do they think they are? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he'll get you an Easter Egg |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If we lose what will happen? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All universities will become dedicated to learning & research |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no more expences |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more golden goodbyes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They have realized they have the power to make changes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | through their collective action |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give them what they want before they make a Hitler bunker spoof |
