Gibson's Diversification
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Gibson's Diversification causes a tense moment in the boardroom
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A new Firebird X shipment goes out tomorrow, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ... and jackets and coffee cups |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Berlin and Posdam. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Numbers for our licensed underwear |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | are sagging, but surely we'll pull them back up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How are the hairbrushes doing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I thought of those myself, you know. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner -- Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner couldn't close the deal on hairbrushes. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The bond-holders said that was too much. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If I have already screamed at you today, please leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who do they think they are? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll spend their money any goddamned way I please, once it's loaned. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who are they to tell me no? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The hairspray still rolls out next week. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They're not the boss of me. I am HJ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll make Gibson suppositories if I goddamned well please! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or Gibson fucking tampons! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dear Leader, the tampon market is too cyclical for accurate -- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cycles! Those too! Gibson bicycles, in 1800 colors! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Not candy apple pink again! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll make candy apple black if I want! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's my company! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those bondholders don't know shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO ONE knows business like me. NO ONE. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whose idea was the Firebird X? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or the Zoot Suit SG? That was ME. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll buy Onkyo if I want to! Or make cheese graters! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll buy fucking Chrysler if I want to! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We can build Gibson Hemis and outsell Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those bondholders don't know shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've run this company for 30 years. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They think I've learned nothing? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I know more about denim jackets and coffee cups than they'll ever learn! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now they want me to sell my equity? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, they can go to Hell. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm not selling anything but toasters and long johns! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "Gibson" will be on every hunter's ass! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's a shame he discontinued the organic nail polish. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No, I'm going nowhere. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm riding this one into the ground. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The bitter end. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All the way. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If they don't extend the loan, it's THEM killing an American icon. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not me, and not my diversification. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's on them. |