| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're almost ready for the Glorious 12th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the moors burned |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | installed grouse butts here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and gas guns here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We've even laid access matting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least nothing can go wrong this year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | None of that Petition malarky |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it's........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... Mark Avery, Petition Banning Driven Grouse shooting again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fourty thousand have already signed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone in here has signed it, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IS IT WITH THAT DAMN MAN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND THAT STUPID HARRY HARRIER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've just filled the grouse with anti-biotics |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The moor is clear of predators |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was almost perfect! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What will I tell Marks and Spencer? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need someone to help me out! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where's Bonner and Botham when you need them? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, they lack any scientific credibility |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about all the twitter trolls? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they're just morons |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So basically I'm stuffed!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all over. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've got my special guests arriving soon. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The top of society and their dogs! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What do I tell them? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've tried to do my best |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've got Philip Merricks onside |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's so simple |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just get the harrier eggs and move them! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why are they worried about lead shot? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not even I'm mad enough to eat the grouse! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm a vegetarian for goodness sake! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now all this worming treatment controversy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm a conservationist protecting the moor |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't need science to prove I'm right |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They try and pin the flooding on me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's not my fault it rains |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The poor shouldn't live near rivers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Mark Avery will win! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So what to do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't see a future in driven grouse shooting |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I love you guys |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but I'm going to have to let you go. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't even go hunting in Malta thanks to Packham |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to have to take up fly fishing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go get my waders. |
