| 00:00 - 00:03 | The basketball team finally won a Big 10 game, somehow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But it is still a complete dumpster fire in IC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The defense hasn't been seen since the Euro Trip |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fran still insisting on an 11 man rotation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bohannon struggling badly at point with no backup |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the McCaffery kid. He is a pg |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely he could make a big difference |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | McCaffery |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | McCaffery had mono now tonsilitis |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His immune system is not Big 10 caliber. He should eat an apple once in awhile |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who booked us non-refundable hotel and airfare to the Big 10 tournament? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Does Fran draw these lineups out of a hat? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Worst Iowa team I've ever seen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I sat through the sinking of the S.S. Lickliter |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where does Fran find these gems? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Half of them belong in a fieldhouse rec leauge |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Positionless basketball? What does that even mean? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Slowest team I've ever seen. Cannot defend at all |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That Garza kid looks like he's dragging a plow behind him running down court |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The defense is not the problem offense is to blame |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Everything is the problem you idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | if the officials would call the fouls on Bohannon... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bohannon cannot be trusted at point. Look he just turned it over again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A turnover machine |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have to score 105 points to win a league game |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fran refuses to recruit anyone who can protect the rim |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Take Cook off this team we are worse than Kirkwood |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am sick of watching other teams guards blow right by ours |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm shipping him back to Siena before Barta offers an extension |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For the love of God quit worrying about Bo Borowkski and |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | coach the goddamn team. I'll handle the league office |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Remember the field house. Lute Olson ? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tom Davis. CHA was alive. Even that prick Alford |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | had his moments. Remember the flex? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why all the zone Fran. We are not Syracuse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Open shooters from 3 as far as the eyes can see |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do we not teach our players to cut off the baseline |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who am I kidding we don't teach defensive principles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Better set your dvr for the Rutgers game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Might be the last chance for a win this season |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | no, the Gophers are still on the schedule |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish they would put these games |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | back on BTN Plus so I cannot watch them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | my Directv cable bill is |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | out of control already |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That poor Steven Bardo has to call all our games. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll just listen to Gary Dolphin the rest of the season |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and have no clue what's going on |
