| 00:00 - 00:03 | Iowa basketball returns nearly everyone but Peter Jok |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And backup guard Williams left |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The new Carver video board are sweet |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | McCaffery was given great practice facilites |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Cook and Bohannan were on all freshmen team |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That Baer kid is back too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I heard Fran has some young talent too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | However I have bad news Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Things are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Really bad in Iowa City |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Iowa is 0-4 in the Big Ten |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've given away Iowa tickets get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I demand answers to this pile of garbage |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fran was supposed to be the man |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hell he made Sienna a tournament team |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but now he gives us this crap |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is worse than Lickliter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why is Ellingson still getting minutes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kreiner isn't D1 material |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My mother shoots better than Wagner |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Connor has been sick and missed time Sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Connor isn't going to save this dumpster fire |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he can dribble and pass Sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's not the point guard Iowa needs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need a scorer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and don't forget Dom Uhl |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That guy cut his hair and now sits on the bench |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pemsl lost weight and can't make a layup |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bohannon can't drive through a wet bag |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No one knows how to box out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every team goes crazy from three |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fran continues to act like a child on the court |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Not even the delicious ice cream |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | at Carver can save this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Sure I love watching Cook's dunks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but who doesn't |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just can't watch keep turning the ball over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We don't value to damn ball! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to recruit a point guard |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't care if he's from junior college |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We need to stop playing twelve guys |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | more than half of them are awful |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to get Carver rocking again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | make the old farts move to the top |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all of them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The students should be courtside |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We are the Cleveland Browns now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fran needs to wake the hell up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least we won the Pinstripe Bowl |
