| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Aggressive Expansion is at 51. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Austria hates us... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bohimia Hates us... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Denmark Hates us the most out of all of them... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And France is in a Coalition against us. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No Worry. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Spain and Muscovy will send troops. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spain... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spain and Muscovy are in the Coalition. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They joined it 2 months ago. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is in the Coalition against me... Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This game isn't FAIR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No really, This Game isn't FAIR! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I only took two provinces, TWO. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And i get a coalition immediately!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And then my allies join it?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The games mechanics are TERRIBLE. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Paradox needs to nerf this mechanic or remove it! It's ridiculous! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 51 aggressive expansion from two provinces? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, it's not there fault the game sucks! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is ENTIRLY there fault this game sucks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, It's only in Beta! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Alpha or Beta, who gives one? It's retarded! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 51 A.E. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just wanted to form the German Nation. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Form my home country in EU4. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But i had to get 51 A.E. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Spain and Muscovy were good allies! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But now i'm fighting them, and France. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it so much to ask? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To form Germany and rub it in to Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a great, great, leader. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With a hearth of pure iron... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Held back by stupid mechanics. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lets call it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Call it quits because of stupid mechanics... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | EU4 is ruined because of coalitions... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least Minecraft can be fun... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The little blocks are more interesting then 51 A.E. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All from two provinces... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can join after the truce expires. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Load up Minecraft... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can play Mineplex or Hypixel... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Arcade games... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have 20,087 gems... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could play Hearts of Iron 3, but it's down for updates. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | been down for 8 hours... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | EU4 is over... |
