| 00:00 - 00:03 | As discussed, Faan will be having a group of friends over at the Sentosa. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Currently they will park here, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | More people may Uber in but of that we are not sure. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Ultimately though, we expect the regulars and maybe one or two extras. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is no problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Sentosa deals with drunk twats all the time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have word that the Poef is coming to The Sentosa |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing we can do to stop it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those educated enough to say kak, shit or feces... please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Which one of you poefpoese let slip about my problem?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You realise the entire fucking world is going to mock me about this!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you understand what you have done? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its like releasing the kraken! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It never leaves and it can only get worse! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Regardless of day, time or alcohol level |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | this will follow me for the rest of my stay here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer you cant expect people to just drop it because you don't like it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IF I DON'T LIKE IT THEN STOP SAYING IT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer The Sentosa is bigger than all of us... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck if the Sentosa consumes us all or spits us out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE POEF WILL NOT COME HERE!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you not hear the smut and filth in that word? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years of shit filled nappies and mouldy bread all smeared onto a sweaty vagina |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then collected and left to ferment! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those are the key ingredients into a word created by Satan himself! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do none of you understand what the fuck you started when you said that word around me the first time? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My core and soul want to cotch when you mention that to me. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You might aswell chop off my penis and feed it to me through a blender |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tonight you have done irreversible damage... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You have made me question my inner strength as a man |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | now rage builds up inside like a balloon |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I ASKED YOU TO KEEP QUIET FOR ME AND YOU GO OUT AND DO THIS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | God give me strength to get through the tough and challenging times that follow... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Perhaps if you were in my shoes you would understand! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Perhaps I should get the PT Broek on your ass |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe then you will understand the suffering I go through! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry.. PT Broek just wants some chicken breasts... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What's done is done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess I will just have to eat the turd smear vagina sandwhich |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like those 2 girls... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the Poefening must happen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully the land of milk and honey makes use of more civilised vocabulary |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise I am eternally fucked! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start pouring the brandy... |
