Another Day at the Depot
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Jock, Hawick have just phoned in, there is a bus pulling to the right The driver is in Stirches somewhere and his phones no working I told him the brakes were checked yesterday He says your buses are shite and he's no taking it any further The driver says you can come and get you bus he's gan hame Send the fucker to the outstation
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jock, Hawick have just phoned in, there is a bus pulling to the right |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The driver is in Stirches somewhere and his phones no working |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I told him the brakes were checked yesterday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He says your buses are shite and he's no taking it any further |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The driver says you can come and get you bus he's gan hame |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send the fucker to the outstation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can take an auld decker |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jock |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they dont have any fit buses up there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gala Control sent all the unfits to Hawick |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Pockets, Scott, Tam, Davie. Leave Now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucks going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 34 fucking years i have been here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Im the fucking Boss here, No they fucking controllers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck are they thinking |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 34 Fucking years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get Lee Young on the Phone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get that fucking driver back to the driving school |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As for the controllers, IP the fuckers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jock, we can send Michael Callaghan or Honk with a bus from Here |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get Operations to send there spare man, Its fucking Friday and i've got cars to do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jock, the spare man is away to Edinburgh |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Edinburgh? they fuckers are useless |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Always the fucking same |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Excuses, Excuses, Excuses |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Always problems, never fucking solutions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Has the useless fucker recycled the bus |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Engineering Efficiency |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need to babysit everyone in this place |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need retrained |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Always the same, on a Friday, i've got a conference call |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have had enough, Where is Kippo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Kippo would sort the fuckers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Send a bus over, Engineering will sort traffics problems again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too many fuckers don't know what they are doing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They should come and try my job for an hour or two |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Engineering Efficiency |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 34 fucking years i have been here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 34 years |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Joanne, he'll calm down |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im going to the bus station for the conference call |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | sort these Hawick fuckers by the time i get back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hope so for you sake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember im the leader, not traffic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll keep sorting their shite oot for them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the kettle on |