| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok the snow reports are looking good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We chose your favourite mountain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Back in Briitish Columbia |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will get off the plane in Vancouver |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And drive up to sunpeaks, it should only take us 4 hours |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will bottoms still be open |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I love those curly fries |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hey dude |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Selena |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Selena Olsen the cougar will be skiing there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We all hoped she wouldn't be |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok everyone one out except Keiter, Rausher, Kripps and Pauter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking dickheads |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've paid for season passes for everyone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and I didn't tick the bloody refund option on the ticket |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So we are all going to bloody sunpeaks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And ski with captain pig tails |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We are bound to get caught on the lift with her |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And it will be my luck it will be on the burfield chair |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 24 minutes of Yap, Yap Fucking Yap all the way to the top |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Surely she cant be that bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You sit next to her , you retard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But dude Ive talked to her , she seems nice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want to stab her with a fucking pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's fucking evil |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She just doesn't shut up ...... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking your ears till they bleed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | On and on and on ...she's doesn't stop |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then if that is not enough |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You do continuous laps on the crystal chair |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm so god damn sick of skiing head walls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Over and over and over a fucking again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have one ski trip a year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But fuck me , she is always there every weekend |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even on Mondays |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She is like herpes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No matter what you bloody do ,You just cant get rid of her |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She makes life not worth living |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And if you try to avoid her |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She just keeps on texting you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even if your fucking still in bed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worrry we wont have to ski with her |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There have been unfortunate times |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When it has just been me and her on the chair lift |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It makes me very uncomfortable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And all i can do is listen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And wish i had a shotgun with me so i could deep throat it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But on and on it goes and all i can do is ...... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | silently weep behind my goggles |
