| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have some bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the americans have destroyed the kfc places over here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we do not act fast they will go for mcdonalds next |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the red rooster toilet facilities here |
| 00:15 - 00:21 | We will just make new ones, it doesn't matter |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | My fuhrer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | are out of chicken |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | its the mexicans fault |
| 00:50 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Krepes and Pompon get out |
| 01:09 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S THE MEXICANS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY MOTHER IS MEXICAN |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | I will kill you all |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | It's okay I kept some chicken in the house |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I didn't spend 20 minutes in the army for this |
| 01:30 - 01:36 | You are all USELESS. I should FIRE YOU ALL |
| 01:36 - 01:38 | Please it's not our fault |
| 01:37 - 01:38 | How dare you |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | DON'T LIE TO ME, I KNOW YOUR FATHER |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | That is not my father. You know I was adopted |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I don't care POMPON |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | You are all USELESS |
| 01:50 - 01:54 | I should have listened to my father and become a plumber |
| 01:54 - 01:57 | But instead I chose to work with the likes of you |
| 01:58 - 02:03 | I will kill all of you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And make sure you never see KFC again |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | For as long as I live |
| 02:11 - 02:16 | Krepes will never see the light of day |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | Why am I alive |
| 02:24 - 02:28 | Why couldn't I be Justin Bieber |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | I would sing so well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You will all work for me |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | For the rest of your lives |
| 02:41 - 02:46 | And FUTHERMORE you will all eat pig skin |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | You are a disgrace to this family |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THIS |
| 02:52 - 02:56 | MY WHOLE LIFE FOR NOTHING |
| 02:57 - 03:00 | If you make one more noise I will end you |
| 03:05 - 03:08 | Get my mp5 we are going for russia |
| 03:10 - 03:16 | It's just.. I always thought I would be like JB |
| 03:30 - 03:40 | You are all dismissed. If i see you again you will burn in my pits |
| 03:44 - 03:48 | I guess this is goodbye |
