| 00:00 - 00:03 | Paul Manafort has been arrested. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He laundered 50 million dollars. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's driving to his arraignment. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Good old white privilege, no handcuffs. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's wearing a really nice suit, no orange jumper. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where have I heard that name? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Paul Manafort, you say? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, he was your, eh, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your campaign manager, and |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | your old friend and neighbor. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In Trump Towers, sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't work for the campaign please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I should never have listened to Putin, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that rotten Russian bastard. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He said Manafort was clean. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That he could polish any turd. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Make a frog into a Prince. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sell a dictator to the damn Pope. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And make us all filthy rich. Damn him. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is making me look like that damn Nixon. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Nixon was just a stupid burglar. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I'm what? A Russian colluder? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, this is Hillary Clinton's fault. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And the damn fake news. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need Fox News telling more lies. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need better lies, better lies, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | all day and all night, I hardly knew the man. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Manafort was a volunteer, a bit player, a nobody. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We barely spoke, I'm not sure I'd recognize him. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He may have been working for Hillary. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Part of the Deep State conspiracy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hannity can lead the propaganda effort. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People love that fat cherub. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And they better show lots of respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the leader of the whole world now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn Putin, and Manafort, Stone too. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm trying to give those assholes tax breaks. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Huge tax breaks for those millionaires. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This might screw up my billion dollar tax break. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How are we going to get filthy rich off this? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Congress better stay in line a bit longer. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it will trickle down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This was supposed to be an easy heist. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A cake walk in the park, a picnic in the clouds. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Golf, signing orders. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Smiling for photo ops. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now Mueller wants you all in jail for colluding with the Russians. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For hacking the election. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're all screwed. |
