| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are playing leicester at this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can not let them beat us this time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we will attach them on the right |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and will surely beat them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they only have 2 clean sheets this season |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | rooney will deliver for us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | martial is also available to start |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | j j j jamie vardy is in better form than rooney |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | in fact our defenders are frightened |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he may beat van nistelrooys all time record |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you have heard of jamie vardy please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuckkk |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who is this man |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | fuck rooney the fat bastard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | dont worry coleen |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | rooney is fat but not bald anymore |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | fuck raneri and his pizzas |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i want chips |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | get me fucking chips |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, barcelona want mahrez too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | mahrez can fuck off too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | real madrid want vardy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | fuckkkkkkkk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | burn all walkers crisps packets |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | fucking king power |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | get me a fucking helicopter pad in old trafford |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | a red fucking helicoptor |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | call my wife and tell her we will never visit thailand |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | fuck bangkok |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | she can bang my cock |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i will show her a full moon myself |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | chips |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | get me some chips please |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i will celebrate once we keep a clean sheet |
