| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our agent has just returned from Londis. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The shipment of bru is in, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All 30 bottles accounted for. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are being delivered, all that is left to do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Is to pay the price in full at the counter here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Irn Bru is 75p. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Times by thirty that would be... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Philip... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Philip claims That the drink is 79p. The payment is £23.70 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The payment is £23.70 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody that thinks it costs 75p leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You're fucking WRONG!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every single one of you IS WRONG! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 79p!? When I buy my drinks, I PAY ATTENTION TO THE PRICE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Your worse than the jews. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OVER MY DEAD BODY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | With 79p I could buy the fucking SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With 79p I could pay Queen Elizebeth |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To give me a FUCKING LAP DANCE!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader it says 79p on the bottle |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The bottle says SEVENTY FIVE!!!! YOU THINK ME A FOOL!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Hitler, you haven't even seem them! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You haven't seen any sex, but I say nothing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're worse than AGWAM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What is the point of that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | extra four pense that shouldn't be there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can't the leave it at a round number like Five!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I see now why Londis is the meeting point of the scum |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With more TURDS OF DOVER THAN THE FUCKING JOB CENTRE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is there no good left in the world!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 79p, I think I'd rather be fucked in the arse BY STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 75p isn't so unreasonable... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I knew, I REALLY knew... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the price of my favourite drink... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | all my soul... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ALL MY PASSION INTO BELIEVING IT WAS ONLY 75p!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | After all my determind arguing, it was I Who was shat on... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There was no way I was wrong... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was the loudest, and so SURE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Phil has MADE ME AN EMPTY MAN!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Adam, I'm sorry this isn't about you... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next time I'm buying pussy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least one pound isn't a confusing price. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll stab you. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In the neck. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I expect I got the price of pussy wrong too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It'll be £1.04 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Adam. |
