| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just gotten word of a new World of Tanks patch. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Not only will there be new tanks... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There will be maps depicting battle scenes from here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're also planning a camo sale... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will be having an event around the corner from the bunker...here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about any of that crap... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm pumped about about the news that they will be pulling the Comet from the tank tree. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stenier reports that not only is the Comet staying in the tank tree... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | WG is planning to make a premium version. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that DOESN'T think it's cool to drown their teammate leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are the dumb asses at WG thinking?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know what an utter aboimination the Comet is?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The M3 Lee is like a Deathstar compared to the Comet... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And to think, the Cromwell made me belive the entire line would be great. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you know how many times my ass got set on fire when I ran that tank??!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I felt like the morons who make videos of themselves lighting their farts on fire!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It is the worst tank in the game and I won't stand for it! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It sent my WN8 into the crapper the second I started grinding it!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But a lot of people love the Comet... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well those people are morons!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, maybe you're just playing it wrong.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You dare question me on my tactics??!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm a unicum!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're the type of idiot that like to shoot their teammates in the back the minute the match starts. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Don't talk to me about how to play... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In fact, maybe I'll have your wifi shut off for a week and see how you like it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who is making the decisions over there?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Only an absolute imbecile would think it's a good idea to make a premium version of that tank. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It boggles the mind... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's so bad I'm tempted to go to playing D&D with Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do they know how much gold I've purchased??!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was all excited about the camo sale... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was even going to paint my Clown Car... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now it's all ruined... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because now, everytime I fire up the game... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to see Comets everywhere.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They haunt my dreams... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't eat or sleep... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All I can think about is my 27% win rate in that tank.... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Once he gets the Centurion 1 he'll be fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't do it anymore... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Watching my stats nosedive everytime I play the tank ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It might be time for us to stop playing video games in the bunker... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we could make a bocce court at the airfield... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There was a time when I loved the British mediums. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then I got to tier 7... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And it was like having a colonoscopy with a tire iron. |
