| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CR list for tomorrow just came out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are a few medic jobs available |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are jobs at 17, 29, and at 1. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of the medics have mando protection tomorrow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we are letting you know you are #3 standby |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't give a shit. I got mando'd today. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There is no way they can get me tomorrow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm.... Hitler... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Listen.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 3 more Medics just hit off zSick... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You got choices, Big Guy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a medic that does 48/96 or 365, leave the watch room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TOMORROW IS FUCKING TUESDAY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I looked at the Pick list! I have double the Mando Hours than everyone on this shift! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These fucks that zSick need a foot up their ass! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I never get to fucking go home! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been at 23 Engine the past 2 days! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had to do 42 ePCR's! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we had Hil Inspections all goddamn morning! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Hitler, everyone else had mando protection tomorrow. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mando Protection? My next day is Vacation! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Hitler, some people have their RDO next day. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the number day! It's basically a furlough day anyways! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A day off without fucking pay! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This 1's and 2's schedule is some straight up bullshit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Medic ALWAYS ends up working 4 days straight! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I haven't had 2 days off in a row since fucking February! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Medics do the shittiest jobs... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We take all the medicals and then have to write a goddamn novel all about it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't even take a nap or get out to shop! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't get a Truck spot at a double house so I can get a rest! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how many runs I had last night...... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 9 Fucking Runs. Everyone had fucking Chest Pain! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and the Truck is still alseep when we get back! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck being the medic.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M GETTING ON 48/96 AS SOON AS I CAN FIND A TRADER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WILL NEVER GET MANDO'D! NO MATTER HOW MANY HOURS I HAVE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will delete my number out of TeleStaff... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hey Big Guy, you got choices!" Fuck that shit! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'LL NEVER WORK A WEEKEND AGAIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He knows you zSICK'd.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck.... maybe I'll just go 365.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and get a nice comfy hill spot..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...sleep all damn night.... |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | ...then I can cherry pick CR whenever I want. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm putting my paperwork in downtown to get out of the program. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I here the new class has a bunch of medics... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ....Fuck Double Mando. |
