Hitler reacts to Mirage
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Hitler reacts to Mirage: Arcane Warfare at TBS headquarters.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have, like, 1000 sales 2 weeks after release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All-time player peak is 190 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we have 18 people currently playing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of Chivalry players don't want to play Mirage |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Mirage memes rule the Chivalry subreddit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They will have to migrate soon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have the melee market cornered |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Steve |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mordhau... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mordhau alpha is coming in 2 months |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone is waiting to abandon ship |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Reithur, playerhayter and vesros stay, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We give them an amazing melee game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 3 years of hard work and development |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is unbelievable |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE MADE FUCKIN CHIVALRY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Millions of sales, community should migrate to our new game |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's a game everybody wanted! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We wanted to expand our market, don't be just a studio which makes Chiv |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nobody wanted Alladin-themed magic game with dumbed-down melee |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WE HAVE MAGIC CARPET GUY AND FIREBALLS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People just wanted a more polished Chivalry |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking autistic neckbeards with their 150 FOVs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Always bitching |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wanted mechanic fixes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | bug fixes and archer balance |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their balance fucking councils and Mercs mod, GTFO |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All the they do is hate on us and make memes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bitching and shitposting, that's all they do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FUCKING BURRITO SPENDS 6 HOURS A DAY IN PAINT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Memes and bitching, what don't you play the game first before you trash it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was a good decision |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Expand the market, go big |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We had a huge playerbase |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ridiculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We made everything purple and orange, everyone loves purple and orange |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Removed backswings, implemented first hit flinch |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They kept bitching about trades and archers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You can parry projectiles now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and every class can dodge |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Mordhau will have chambers and clashes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to make a free weekend |
| 03:17 - 03:22 | more people will get to see the game and decide for themselves |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | There won't be 2000 hour Chiv nerds to scare them off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They'll see it's a good game |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | By the time we make Chiv 2 everyone will be bored of Mordhau |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone will come running back to us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and we will nerf archers |
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