| 00:00 - 00:03 | It has come to our attention we received a penalty |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | .50 for a warm up zone infraction |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We only warmed up here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Whomever is responsible |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will have to listen to the K-Pop track all night long with no sleep |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is this the fault of those blasted Bluecoats? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They tried to fool the judges with one of their electronic tricks? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Director... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We believe... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have reason to believe it was |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | George Hopkins again, sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you leave. Brass, Percussion, Guard Caption Heads and you guys over there stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That whole "Power of 10" thing! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The 15 French horns featured on those platforms! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They brought back a Z-Pull again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They think they're so hot with their 226 bpm drill! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They play so many notes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they march so friggin' fast! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You can hardly keep up with their show it's so fast! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They never even once park and bark like we do! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir! The whole corps got new color uniforms just last week! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes and they don't even look as good as they did before! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And sir! Carolina Crown - they have so many field tarps! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes - tarps! For Crown to park and bark under! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're all going to HELL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And then Bluecoats with those silver orbs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and their balanced poses and their backfield speakers! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you can't tell where the electronics leaves off and the corps begins! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And everyone loves their Snap Chats! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next thing you know |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they'll be jumping off those ramps again! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the fans will be shouting "Orange is The New Bloo" again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I put our snare drummers high up on chairs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I brought in the K-Pop song - one of my very favorites - to that first meeting! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I choreographed the dance! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and they dare to give us a penalty |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For a Warm Up Zone Infraction! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No one even knows what a Warm Up Zone Infraction is! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They tell me no one understands our show |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They "can't get the concept" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How hard is it to understand INK? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK honey, none of us get it either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should just go back to the old days |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get rid of these distracting props, jazz hands, and electronic tricks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Back to G Bugles |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Madison playing Malagueña |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go round up the corps from their hotel rooms and the California Pizza Kitchen across the street |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | some of them are probably still in the jacuzzi, too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's time to leave. |
