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Blue Devils Find Out They Received a Penalty
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Blue Devils Drum & Bugle Corps find out they received a penalty in the 2015 DCI Prelims.
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It has come to our attention we received a penalty
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.50 for a warm up zone infraction
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We only warmed up here and here
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Whomever is responsible
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will have to listen to the K-Pop track all night long with no sleep
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Is this the fault of those blasted Bluecoats?
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They tried to fool the judges with one of their electronic tricks?
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We have reason to believe it was
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George Hopkins again, sir.
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All of you leave. Brass, Percussion, Guard Caption Heads and you guys over there stay.
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That whole "Power of 10" thing!
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The 15 French horns featured on those platforms!
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They brought back a Z-Pull again!
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They think they're so hot with their 226 bpm drill!
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They play so many notes!
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And they march so friggin' fast!
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You can hardly keep up with their show it's so fast!
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They never even once park and bark like we do!
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But sir! The whole corps got new color uniforms just last week!
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Yes and they don't even look as good as they did before!
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And sir! Carolina Crown - they have so many field tarps!
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Yes - tarps! For Crown to park and bark under!
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They're all going to HELL!
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And then Bluecoats with those silver orbs
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and their balanced poses and their backfield speakers!
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you can't tell where the electronics leaves off and the corps begins!
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And everyone loves their Snap Chats!
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Next thing you know
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they'll be jumping off those ramps again!
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And the fans will be shouting "Orange is The New Bloo" again!
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I put our snare drummers high up on chairs
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I brought in the K-Pop song - one of my very favorites - to that first meeting!
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I choreographed the dance!
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and they dare to give us a penalty
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For a Warm Up Zone Infraction!
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No one even knows what a Warm Up Zone Infraction is!
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They tell me no one understands our show
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They "can't get the concept"
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How hard is it to understand INK?
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It's OK honey, none of us get it either.
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We should just go back to the old days
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Get rid of these distracting props, jazz hands, and electronic tricks
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Back to G Bugles
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Madison playing Malagueña
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Go round up the corps from their hotel rooms and the California Pizza Kitchen across the street
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some of them are probably still in the jacuzzi, too
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It's time to leave.
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