Blue Devils Find Out They Received a Penalty

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Blue Devils Drum & Bugle Corps find out they received a penalty in the 2015 DCI Prelims.

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00:00 - 00:03It has come to our attention we received a penalty
00:04 - 00:05.50 for a warm up zone infraction
00:05 - 00:07We only warmed up here and here
00:08 - 00:12Whomever is responsible
00:12 - 00:15will have to listen to the K-Pop track all night long with no sleep
00:17 - 00:19Is this the fault of those blasted Bluecoats?
00:19 - 00:21They tried to fool the judges with one of their electronic tricks?
00:24 - 00:26My Director...
00:27 - 00:28We believe...
00:31 - 00:33We have reason to believe it was
00:34 - 00:36George Hopkins again, sir.
00:53 - 00:58All of you leave. Brass, Percussion, Guard Caption Heads and you guys over there stay.
01:13 - 01:15That whole "Power of 10" thing!
01:15 - 01:17The 15 French horns featured on those platforms!
01:18 - 01:23They brought back a Z-Pull again!
01:25 - 01:28They think they're so hot with their 226 bpm drill!
01:29 - 01:31They play so many notes!
01:31 - 01:34And they march so friggin' fast!
01:34 - 01:37You can hardly keep up with their show it's so fast!
01:37 - 01:40They never even once park and bark like we do!
01:40 - 01:42But sir! The whole corps got new color uniforms just last week!
01:42 - 01:46Yes and they don't even look as good as they did before!
01:46 - 01:48And sir! Carolina Crown - they have so many field tarps!
01:48 - 01:52Yes - tarps! For Crown to park and bark under!
01:53 - 01:54They're all going to HELL!
01:56 - 01:57And then Bluecoats with those silver orbs
01:57 - 02:00and their balanced poses and their backfield speakers!
02:00 - 02:03you can't tell where the electronics leaves off and the corps begins!
02:04 - 02:08And everyone loves their Snap Chats!
02:08 - 02:13Next thing you know
02:14 - 02:16they'll be jumping off those ramps again!
02:17 - 02:21And the fans will be shouting "Orange is The New Bloo" again!
02:27 - 02:29I put our snare drummers high up on chairs
02:30 - 02:34I brought in the K-Pop song - one of my very favorites - to that first meeting!
02:34 - 02:36I choreographed the dance!
02:41 - 02:42and they dare to give us a penalty
02:43 - 02:47For a Warm Up Zone Infraction!
02:48 - 02:53No one even knows what a Warm Up Zone Infraction is!
02:54 - 02:56They tell me no one understands our show
02:56 - 02:59They "can't get the concept"
03:00 - 03:02How hard is it to understand INK?
03:04 - 03:07It's OK honey, none of us get it either.
03:14 - 03:16We should just go back to the old days
03:19 - 03:23Get rid of these distracting props, jazz hands, and electronic tricks
03:25 - 03:26Back to G Bugles
03:31 - 03:33Madison playing Malagueña
03:40 - 03:46Go round up the corps from their hotel rooms and the California Pizza Kitchen across the street
03:46 - 03:49some of them are probably still in the jacuzzi, too
03:53 - 03:56It's time to leave.