Hitler Learns about Cecil The Lion
199 views • 7/31/2015
The safari is in jeopardy!
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 4x4's and guides are booked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can see Giraffes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Elepants, Gazelles and Wildebeest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with a trip to see the meerkats in the evening. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have BBQ hippo here afterwards |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | good but this trip has been planned to see Cecil |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is the main attraction |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cecil.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cecil was shot by a hunter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | some dentist by the name of Palmer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | leave the room If you only wanted to see the giraffes, elephants, wildebeest or antelopes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck ordered that killing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That lion is the star attraction in Mozambique |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its the king of the fucking jungle |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to be treated with respect |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not hunted by some dickless yank with a cannon |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WTF did he think he was doing |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That lion was bribed off the reservation |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not roaming wild like some feral child |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | he did say he was going to eat it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | no one eats fucking lion |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | so that makes it alright in his eyes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit, hes just set back tourism 20 years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | everyone loved Cecil |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | even those who have never heard of him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he killed him like a wasp with a newspaper |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with no second thought for the cat or its family |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | just lined it up and pulled the trigger |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the dirty deed was done and one dead pussy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i just dont understand his actions |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i wouldnt even have expected this from Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess Palmer is just a dick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Im not perfect I know |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But even i know killing Cecil was wrong |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its no good |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The death of this animal cant go unpunished |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Palmer must pay for his crime |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Payback must be made |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That animal was an icon |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not some rodent that no one gives a fuck about |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesnt know about your pet rats |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cecil may be gone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but the facebook campaign will help |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | bring this twat to justice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and that is what we need here |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Justice for Cecil, that magnificent king |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Top of the cats |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Dr Mengele. He'll know what to do. |
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